Disappearing Wife (Last stolen Brutuskend JOKE for the A.M.)

Brutuskend

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A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday,instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend
partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When He finally appeared at home, Sunday Night, he was confronted by a very angry wife for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him.
"How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" To which he replied.
"That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.


 

Ryan

Lifer
Oct 31, 2000
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Bwhaha - the punchline needs to be worked on a little, but good non the less :)
 

TheShiz

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Oct 9, 1999
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this joke is an awful version of a classic, here is the good one.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?...




nothing, you've already told her twice.


 

thereds

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Apr 4, 2000
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Originally posted by: TheShiz
this joke is an awful version of a classic, here is the good one.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?...




nothing, you've already told her twice.

Why can't people accept such jokes...its funny.

I can't believe their criticising Stu Scott for saying 'pimp slap'.

I pimped slapped that bitch yo ~ I did well on that exam :)