Dirty Joke

[MaverickBP]

The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.

"Oh my God!" said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"

The doctor leading the tour explained, "I'm sorry, your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."

"Oh, I am sorry," said the Queen.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.

"Oh my God," said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"

The doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."

 

[tfinch2]

:laugh:

 

[meltdown75]

:thumbsup: 😀

 

[MrChad]

Why is the Queen of England in the joke? 😕

 

[imported_LoKe]

9/10.

 

[StevenYoo]

Originally posted by: MrChad
Why is the Queen of England in the joke? 😕

yeah was wondering the same thing

 

[Juice Box]

haha nice one

 

[Juice Box]

I want that Health Plan / Condition too! 😛

 

[MaverickBP]

Originally posted by: StevenYoo

Originally posted by: MrChad
Why is the Queen of England in the joke? 😕

yeah was wondering the same thing

maybe she makes charity contributions to the hospital..HTF should i know? lol

 

[MaverickBP]

Originally posted by: Juice Box
I want that Health Plan / Condition too! 😛

im sure many of us have the condition..or at least think we do 😉

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: MaverickBP

Originally posted by: Juice Box
I want that Health Plan / Condition too! 😛

im sure many of us have the condition..or at least think we do 😉

haha so sad....yet so true

 

[neonerd]

😀

 

[Vegitto]

I love it 😀.

 

9/10 :thumbsup:

 

[Mrvile]

Hahahaha, nice one.

Still, how is a joke NSFW?

 

[MaverickBP]

Originally posted by: Mrvile
Hahahaha, nice one.

Still, how is a joke NSFW?

ever been reading something while listening to music and turned to see your boss over your shoulder with the CEO??? happened to me

 

[BigToque]

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[Mrvile]

Originally posted by: MaverickBP

Originally posted by: Mrvile
Hahahaha, nice one.

Still, how is a joke NSFW?

ever been reading something while listening to music and turned to see your boss over your shoulder with the CEO??? happened to me

Well then you shouldn't be foruming in the first place if that's going to happen.

 

[733SHiFTY]

damn good :laugh:

 

[maziwanka]

hahahahahaha. nice health plan. hahahaha

 

[scorpmatt]

nice one.

Confucious say, The only way to get hot nurse is to be patient

 

[luckysnafu]

:laugh:

 

[yankeesfan]

Originally posted by: MaverickBP

Originally posted by: Mrvile
Hahahaha, nice one.

Still, how is a joke NSFW?

ever been reading something while listening to music and turned to see your boss over your shoulder with the CEO??? happened to me

what were you reading?

 

[Mrvile]

Originally posted by: scorpmatt
nice one.

Confucious say, The only way to get hot nurse is to be patient

:thumbsup:

 

[Saint Nick]

ROFL 10/10