Dirty April Fools Day Tricks

Oct 9, 1999
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Its almost that time of the year, I compiled a few classic pranks and tricks to play. Hours of fun.

Pound Foolish:

Pay a visit to the local dog pound or SPCA, wearing a chef's hat and an apron. Ask to see one of the kittens or puppies that are available for adoption. Pick it up and act as if you're weighing it, then set it down and ask to see one that's "a little more plump".

Sock It to 'Em
Tired of looking for that one sock you lost in the laundry? Pass on your anxieties: stick the leftover sock in with someone else's wash load. Let them look for the missing sock for a while.

Lost your Marbles
Pry the hubcap off a friends car, drop two or three steel ball bearings inside, and replace the hubcap. Then watch them drive off. The ball bearings will make an enormous racket for a few seconds, until they become held in place by centrifugal force. They will stay silent until the victim applies the breaks, and then will shake loose again.

TV GUIDE

Got someone you know who is a couch potato? Carefully remove the cover of their TV Guide (or wekly newspaper TV schedule), then glue it to an older schedule, so the tv listings are wrong. It will drive a true TV fanatic and couch potato crazy.

Practice Drills

The next time you visit teh dentist, scream really loud the minute you set seated in the dentists chair. You will send the patients in the waiting room running for cover.

Park Place
The next time your walking through a crowded parking lot, pull out your car keys and act if your looking for your car. Walk in between cars across the rows; motorists looking for parking space will race to keep up with you.


If you have more .. contribute.
 

urameatball

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the car trick can be enhanced a little.
cuz I pulled out my house-keys once and walked to the end of the parkinglot and stood at the bus stop :)
 

thEnEuRoMancER

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My cable ISP posted today on their forums they will lower dl/ul to 64/64 and that they will double the monthly fee. They nearly gave me a heart attack and I actually believed it until I read some replies :)
 

HappyCracker

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another trick i suggest for those with less than perfect eyesight is stretching Saran Wrap over the toilet seat. I got my grandfather with this one. very funny. No, I do love him a lot, he thought it was funny too.
 

dabuddha

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Park Place
The next time your walking through a crowded parking lot, pull out your car keys and act if your looking for your car. Walk in between cars across the rows; motorists looking for parking space will race to keep up with you.

I do that every day at my university :)
Sometimes I'll do it up to 20 minutes just to piss people off