Directly to jail, do not pass go. Monopoly fight ends in arrest.

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boomhower

Diamond Member
Sep 13, 2007
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Battery.

Assault is when you threaten someone and they feel scared.


And for those who've never had a relationship in their entire lives: This was not about monopoly. This was about something else entirely and the monopoly game set it off.
She was probably feeling neglected or slighted in some way.

Depends on the state, it's considered assault here. Only battery we have is sexual battery, aka grabbing a girls ass. The OP is a shall arrest offense in most states, evidence of any domestic violence and the aggressor must be arrested.
 

z1ggy

Lifer
May 17, 2008
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B/f was looking for a way to get back at g/f (who's probably a crazy bitch).

Guessing she deserved it one way or another.
 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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Spoken like a true liberal. Monopoly teaches America's youth good, wholesome capitalism values. ():)

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