Diplomat with a dirty name.

[highland145]

Might be popular with the ladies.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,584807,00.html

A high-ranking Pakistani diplomat reportedly cannot be appointed ambassador to Saudi Arabia because in Arabic his name translates into a phrase more appropriate for a porn star, referring to the size of male genitals, Foreign Policy reported.

The Arabic transaltion of Akbar Zeb to "biggest d**k" has overwhelmed Saudi officials who have refused to allow his post there.

Zeb has run into this problem before when Pakistan tried to appoint him as ambassador to the United Arab Emirates and Bahrain, where he was rejected for the same reason, according to Foreign Policy.

 

[Platypus]

10 bucks he's got a tiny dick.

 

[SunnyD]

Well, it could be a good thing OR a bad thing. I mean would you want someone with the reputation AS the biggest dick as a diplomat for your country? It's one thing to have the biggest dick... it's a completely different story if you are the biggest dick.

 

[Newbian]

Maybe it's time to head to the porn industry since he already has his porn name ready.

 

[highland145]

Wonder if AC/DC applies too?

Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls....

 

[Bl0cks]

I should name my kid that. "Daddy, what does Akbar Zeb mean?"