Dilemma . . . if your ex popped up and wanted to get back together . . .

[XMan]

. . . and she'd spent basically the entire time of the breakup in the gym, rendering her into a VERY hot Jessica Alba look alike . . . what would you do?

I'm torn . . .

 

[KidViciou$]

GO BACK WITH HER

 

[DanC]

Tell her to take a flying fsck at the moon... pyscho b1tch. :|

 

[Crimson]

Have sex.. then tell her no..

 

[XMan]

Crimson . . . you have no idea how tempting that is, believe me.

I couldn't believe it when I saw her . . . I nearly had a heart attack.

<SIGH> Only a week and a half till I go back home, maybe I can resist temptation.

 

[rahvin]

Nah boink her and then say &quot;long distance relationships don't work&quot;.

 

[Imaginer]

Ex wife or ex girlfriend???

If girlfriend, then there are maybe quirks that are argued that could have been solved given the time and situation. If wife, get the heck away.

 

[Daniel]

Nah she had a pretty fantastic body to begin with so still no way I'd go back.

 

[XMan]

Ex-GF - but she was a possessive maniac before . . . I dunno, maybe the fact that I live 1400 miles away might help . . .

AGH! <pressing hands to temple and muttering, &quot;I'm a nice guy, I'm a nice guy.&quot;

 

[Harvey]

I don't care if you have a red &quot;S&quot; on your blue long sleeve t-shirt, you can only be physical for so long before you have to deal with the rest of why you broke up, in the first place. I think I remember your posts at the time. If that part of her hasn't changed, shine it.

 

[Imaginer]

Oh!!! Possessive maniac changes everything!!!! :Q

Lets just say she needs a man and she tries her luck on you. Just look behind the flashing lights and pretty curtains and beyond that naked backstage to the ugly dark alley. Yeah that dark alley with the broken pipes and severed electrical wires. THAT ONE!!!! And look at the slime and ooze and garbage....


Yeah. That image. Now turn around and walk away from that light glittered stage and out the exit door to sanctuary!!!!

Seriously, if she is that bad, don't do it. Mistakes happen once and history does not need to repeat itself.

 

[PCAddict]

Regardless of what she looked like, I'd tell the bitch to take a hike. If I never see her again it'll be too soon.

 

[XMan]

Damn.

Why do you guys have to make so much sense?

 

[WoundedWallet]

Assuming that there is no infidelity at play. AND that you don't feel a bit emotionally involved with her. Then Crimson's idea makes good sense.

But if you feel weak enough to fall prey to her maniac-lity(?) then don't even give her the time of the day. As I have this feeling that she is just out to prove that she is sexy enough that she can do it.

And we all know how demoniac good looking woman can be.

 

[Mister T]

any picures?

j/k

 

[Muadib]

Let's just say I wouldn't be asking the people of anandtech... You're over 1400 miles away now man. What the heck is the problem???

 

[Cable God]

Give her the shaft and let her down lightly

 

[blurredvision]

<< As I have this feeling that she is just out to prove that she is sexy enough that she can do it. >>


If that is the case, give her one good nite of sex, then tell her to get the hell out. That should weaken her senses a little. hehe

 

[Mday]

Xman, it depends on who my ex is and who i am.

 

[AndrewR]

I like Crimson's idea though in place of cablegod's idea of &quot;letting her down lightly&quot;, I'd slam her down HARD. Make it clear that her behavior before set the stage for her treatment now. Maybe she'll get the message.

1400 miles is a good distance, but make sure she has the wrong address.

 

[bigbootydaddy]

If it was my ex, i would thank god and take faster than a blink of an eye.

but again we are saying what if.

*sighs*

 

[TheDennis]

Turn the game around on her. Do to her what she has done to you. Go to bed with her and then tell her to get the hell out and tell her why.

 

[TechieZero]

I vote for rahvin's idea!

 

[kranky]

I remember your previous comments about her. When I saw your post, I immediately recalled a piece of graffiti I read in a bar once:

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is tired of putting up with her $hit.

I would stay away.

 

[StageLeft]

Normally I'd say no, there is a reason you broke up with her, but in this case she's enhanced her looks so much I think its worth trying - the relationship will fail again but not before getting some hot action. Go for it, but have no expectations at all.

kranky or &quot;No matter how hot she is some guy is tired of f**king her.&quot;