Dildo with bite marks all over it

[her209]

Okay, so I was at this small party / get together last nite. Its at this chick's place that a friend of a friend of mines. Anyways, after chugging down a couple of Guinesses, I needed to use the restroom. I ask the hostess where the bathroom is and she tells me there is one that is "public" and one that is "private" meaning in the master bedroom (coincidentally her room). She tells me I can use either one.

Naturally, there being a line for the public one, I head to the "private" one. Great! Someone's in there taking a sh*t. In my drunken haze, I knock on the door and tell the person in the bathroom to hurry up. Some chick screams out "Hey asshole, give me a couple more minutes. I'm almost done."

So I wait "a couple minutes" and the chick in the bathroom is STILL in there. At this point I'm getting restless. So I'm looking around the room and I see the bottom drawer is open. Something catches my eye. ITS A DILDO. And the most WTF part was that there were bite marks all over it. I mean, it was BAD! Some of them were pretty deep. I put it back and closed the drawer and waited a couple more minutes. Finally, the chick in the bathroom finishes and comes out and I do my business and leave.

 

[Glavinsolo]

3/10

 

[MX2]

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Glavinsolo
3/10

??? This isn't a pardoy man. It really happened!

 

[iwearnosox]

So she likes to fantasize with toys. Sounds like someone I'd like to meet, personally.

 

[Skeeedunt]

yeah but what did you find in the medicine cabinet??

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

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[CraKaJaX]

The question still remains.......

Did you have to bust out a bottle of Glade before you used the bathroom?

 

[MX2]

I want to know why you were touching OPD's

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
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I thought about that too, but I don't think she has a dog. At least not at the party.

 

[bctbct]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
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LOL

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
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I thought about that too, but I don't think she has a dog. At least not at the party.

You'd have to be pretty nosy to notice that level of detail on the unit in question. So I'd arrive at the following conclusion:

1. She's kinky. +2 points for her.
2. You're not only nosy but you need to air such garbage here. -2 points for you.

 

[LookingGlass]

You should of asked the hostess with the mostess if you could use it on her.

 

[laurenlex]

The dildo owner sounds kinky, which is a plus.

I would, however, avoid fellatio until she loses her teeth.