Digital Prostate Exam

[Squisher]

Just got back from the doctor and it seemed more analog to me.:shocked::shocked::shocked:

Digital Prostate Exam

 

[PunDogg]

right right

 

[virtuamike]

No one pokes my starfish

 

[Yossarian]

uh doc you using the whole fist?

 

I always suspected that Squisher had an anal fetish, this confirms it.

 

[Ulfwald]

Hopefully the doc only had one hand on your shoulders. Cause if he used both hands on your shoulders...........

 

[bleeb]

Sounds like Squisher enjoyed the digital prostate exam...

 

[Squisher]

After paying the man $150 I wonder if maybe I had succumbed to the lures of prostitution.












Actually, I was thinking about getting a tattoo on my ass that said "Exit Only"

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Sir...could you please release my finger?

 

[Pliablemoose]

Did he have both hands on your shoulders?

 

[joecool]

just hope you don't ever have to get a prostate biopsy ... i had one a few months ago. i never knew that part of my body could be stretched so much ... ! :shocked:

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: joecool
just hope you don't ever have to get a prostate biopsy ... i had one a few months ago. i never knew that part of my body could be stretched so much ... ! :shocked:

obviously you've never seen goatse.

 

[cerebusPu]

my group is soliciting volunteers for prostate ultrasound exam. but no one has volunteered yet. maybe we should advertise to the gay community.

 

[upsciLLion]

They suck. Being cathetarized is that much better!

 

[StormRider]

Did you get an erection during the exam?

 

[upsciLLion]

Originally posted by: StormRider
Did you get an erection during the exam?

One of them did I bet. :evil:

 

[Evadman]

There may be mild discomfort felt during this test.

No sh!t!

 

[rickn]

they pull your finger and make you fart first

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: Squisher
After paying the man $150 I wonder if maybe I had succumbed to the lures of prostitution.

Sounds like you got a bargain on a finger job to me.

 

[StormRider]

Has anyone tried to turn the tables and make the doctor feel uncomfortable during the test? Like, for example, has anyone tried to produce "fake moans of pleasure" during the exam so the doctor would feel awkward? You know, as a practical joke.

 

[rickn]

Originally posted by: StormRider
Has anyone tried to turn the tables and make the doctor feel uncomfortable during the test? Like, for example, has anyone tried to produce "fake moans of pleasure" during the exam so the doctor would feel awkward? You know, as a practical joke.

that sounds like a WildBoyz MTV moment

 

[upsciLLion]

Originally posted by: StormRider
Has anyone tried to turn the tables and make the doctor feel uncomfortable during the test? Like, for example, has anyone tried to produce "fake moans of pleasure" during the exam so the doctor would feel awkward? You know, as a practical joke.

Give it a shot. Let us know how it goes.

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: StormRider
Has anyone tried to turn the tables and make the doctor feel uncomfortable during the test? Like, for example, has anyone tried to produce "fake moans of pleasure" during the exam so the doctor would feel awkward? You know, as a practical joke.

he could come right back and say your prostate feels like it's cancerous. that would be fun for him.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: Yossarian

Originally posted by: StormRider
Has anyone tried to turn the tables and make the doctor feel uncomfortable during the test? Like, for example, has anyone tried to produce "fake moans of pleasure" during the exam so the doctor would feel awkward? You know, as a practical joke.

he could come right back and say your prostate feels like it's cancerous. that would be fun for him.

The doctor informed me my prostate was a little large last time I had that test. I couldn't help but think "Are you sure that isn't just a big hunk of sh|t?"

I really wish there was a way to do a prostate exam that didn't involve back door intrusions.

 

[Dedpuhl]

Instead of starting a new thread, I will just bump this one.

I had the "digital" prostate exam last Tuesday. That was some pain. I will not voluntarily have one of those again for about 25 more years (i'm 26 atm).

Anyway, the doctor determined that I had a prostate infection. The only symptoms I had (and still have) are the very frequent urge to urinate and the feeling like I'm leaking urine, even though I'm not. I've been on Bactrim since the appointment.

I was wondering how long does it take before these symptoms start to dissipate. I'll end up calling the doctor if these symptoms persist. I'm getting tired of going to the restroom every 2 minutes.