- Feb 18, 2001
- 30,990
- 5
- 81
you're the purple parrots. you're the fricking underdog. the gayest animal on the gayest color. you're not a jaguar or a snake. you're toucan sam damnit.
no matter. you're kicking the shit out of all the other teams in the challenges. olmec's giant head is spinning.
finally you're at the temple. you let your retarded girl partner go first, knowing she'll hit a temple guard in room 2 and then you can swoop in for the kill. but wait, luck is with you, as she gets all the parts of the silver monkey and is tearing ass to artifact room with a whole minute to spare. damnit man, you're going to space camp! buttons, flashing lights, all the tang you can drink!
but wait, where's the victory theme? why is your retarded teammate putting... no no no the feet go on the bottom no that's the head- what the hell are you doing!?
I COULD TASTE THE DEHYDRATED ICE CREAM THAT'S HOW CLOSE WE WERE TO SPACE CAMP! SCREW YOU ALL!
no matter. you're kicking the shit out of all the other teams in the challenges. olmec's giant head is spinning.
finally you're at the temple. you let your retarded girl partner go first, knowing she'll hit a temple guard in room 2 and then you can swoop in for the kill. but wait, luck is with you, as she gets all the parts of the silver monkey and is tearing ass to artifact room with a whole minute to spare. damnit man, you're going to space camp! buttons, flashing lights, all the tang you can drink!
but wait, where's the victory theme? why is your retarded teammate putting... no no no the feet go on the bottom no that's the head- what the hell are you doing!?
I COULD TASTE THE DEHYDRATED ICE CREAM THAT'S HOW CLOSE WE WERE TO SPACE CAMP! SCREW YOU ALL!
Facebook
Twitter