diet holy water, on sale for $6.95 per carton

Skel

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Now I know what to get the person that has everything this xmas...
 

mundane

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Sounds like they're advertising beer:

"Enjoy the full body taste of holy water."

Is this for real?
 

stultus

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Jargon bingo, anyone?
 

Heinrich

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I'm stuck on the Buffy video game, can I get some inside my Xbox without ruining it?
 

jhansen

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Originally posted by: lobadobadingdong
the real question is.....

is this a spoof web site or are they for real? seems kinda like that kid who bought www.sendmetocollege.com begging for money, only funnier.

Oddly enough, a quick search of the return address yielded this:

http://www.dakpharmaceuticals.com/main.html
http://www.daklabs.com/About_us.htm
http://www.hellerglanz.com/aboutus.htm
http://www.condysil.com/faq.html
http://www.skinchoice.com/aboutus.htm
http://www.nipplets.com/faq.html
http://www.acnevention.com/Contact_Us.htm
http://www.amazingbreast.com/faq.html
http://www.complexc.com/faq.html
http://www.tweezerstweezers.com/faq.htm
http://www.herpasil.com/faq.html
http://www.acnespotdry.com/faq.html
http://www.acnesil.com/faq.html
http://www.greenheadfly.com/faq.html

All built off the same one or two templates....with virtually identical FAQs...I'm too lazy to do a whois on domains..so I'll leave that to someone with my energy and interest ;)
 

beer

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Originally posted by: stultus
Our philosophy: Through a top-down, proactive approach we can remain customer focused and goal-directed, innovate and be an inside-out organization which facilitates sticky web-readiness transforming turnkey eyeballs to brand 24/365 paradigms with benchmark turnkey channels. Implementing viral e-services and dot-com action-items while we take that action item off-line and raise a red flag and making you remember to touch base as you think. With this outside of the box approach we can seize B2B e-tailers and re-envisioneer innovative partnerships that evolve dot-com initiatives delivering synergistic earballs to incentivize B2B2C deliverables that leverage magnetic solutions to synergize clicks-and-mortar companies while facilitating one-to-one action-items with revolutionary relationships that deliver viral markets and grow e-business supply-chains that expedite seamless relationships and transform back-end relationships.

Jargon bingo, anyone?

pwn3d
 

gspyer

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I love their "just-incase" approach. They have their holy water blessed by religious clerics from all kinds of religions even the occult. I guess they think "one of these gods MUST be the right one".
 

phreakyzen

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What Is The Definition Of Heaven And Hell?

Heaven:
An American salary.
A British home.
Chinese food.
A Japanese wife.

Hell:

A Chinese salary.
A Japanese home.
British food.
An American wife.


:D

A train hits a bus load of nuns and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.

He asks the first nun, "Sister Lorelei, have you ever had any contact with a penis?"
The nun giggles and slyly replies, "Well once I touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."
St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next nun the same question, "Sister Elizabeth, have you ever had any contact with a penis?"

The nun is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one."
St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of nuns. One nun is pushing her way up the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Sister, Sister what seems to be the rush? There is plenty of holy water; you will all be purified and enter Heaven."
The nun replies, "Maybe so, but if I'm going to have to gargle that holy water, I want to go before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!"


Haha!!!:Q
 

jhansen

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Originally posted by: Wag
If I drink this and piss on a Vampire, what will happen?

Ooooh! Ooooh! I know!

You'll be arrested initially, then be let go so you can release half a dozen music videos and be celebrated by peers and fans as a spectacular performer...?

:disgust:
 

dnuggett

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Ok they are confused cause their FAQ and their guarantee to not coincide...

From the FAQ:

Q. Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

A. As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

From the guarantee:

Finally, and most importantly, that if you drink our water and follow the directions carefully, we guarantee that you will NOT GO TO HELL.


How can this be????