Did your wife giving birth disgust you? (or any birth you've seen)

[moonbogg]

He's either a troll (shitty one) or a shining dumbass. I usually skip his useless threads but I'm glad I didn't this one because there's some funny in here (I'm looking at you Atomic Playboy, and Grooveriding's response to East_Coaster LOL).

Don't be jelly, calcium.

 

[master_shake_]

Ditto for 1st, 2nd. Except for the second, I watched the whole c-section. Wife told them that I would pass out at the sight of blood. Instead, I was absolutely amazed at the whole thing. I seem to remember cutting the cord, but not with 100% certainty. They announced, "it's a boy!" "Cool. Hey, is that her uterus? <turns to my wife> Hey, your uterus is flipped up onto your chest." Anesthesiologist had put her under right after the baby was out. I barely cared that I just had a son born - I was more interested in the whole process. At one point, the doctor tossed some "stuff" - I assume part of the afterbirth. It landed on my arm. I wasn't thrilled, because I had no idea what I was supposed to do with it (to clean it off). Eventually, the doctor said, I'm sorry, your son has been born, your wife is under, you have to leave - I had been asking him question after question.

isn't it cool as a man to sit there and watch someone work doesn't matter what they are doing?

i know i enjoy it.

i always figure if i watch long enough i could do this.

 

[Paratus]

A bunch a guys here need to man up

I've held my wife up in whatever position she needed. I've caught one of my kids.

First two kids were born naturally with a midwife in the hospital. For the third we did it at home. Yes in our home with a mid-wife.

I have seen shit that will turn you white!

 

[DrPizza]

A bunch a guys here need to man up

I've held my wife up in whatever position she needed. I've caught one of my kids.

First two kids were born naturally with a midwife in the hospital. For the third we did it at home. Yes in our home with a mid-wife.

I have seen shit that will turn you white!

Let me know when you glove up apply a generous amount of lube so you can reach in and correct a baby's position so that it's not a breach birth.

 

[Paratus]

Let me know when you glove up apply a generous amount of lube so you can reach in and correct a baby's position so that it's not a breach birth.

A breach kid or a breach kid? :sneaky:


Ok ok I bow before the master.

 

[jhu]

I got to deliver my own kid.

 

[irishScott]

No kids yet, only seen the "live birth video" in high school sex-ed. Consisted of three women giving birth in different ways, I was more shocked than disgusted. But then again I've never grossed-out easily from sights. Smells are what can get to me.