Did your mom/dad ever wash your mouth out with soap?

Ausm

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Fvck yeah ...I was the soap in the mouth poster child of course my oldman swore constantly that fvcking hypocrite.

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Red

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No, my father would just bust my ass. Soap was too metaphorically cheesy for him....he just wanted to cause PHYSICAL PAIN BIOTCH.
 

meltdown75

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Originally posted by: DP
no, my mom just carried a wooden spoon around and let me know when i got out of line.

that hurt

LOL my mom tried to pwn me with a wooden spoon a couple times, but it never really hurt! ehheh! She broke it on my bro's knee once and we all laughed our asses off.
 

Ynog

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Originally posted by: DP
no, my mom just carried a wooden spoon around and let me know when i got out of line.

that hurt

The combo of the wooden spoon and father's belt was much worse in my book than soap
 

Ausm

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Originally posted by: Ynog
Originally posted by: DP
no, my mom just carried a wooden spoon around and let me know when i got out of line.

that hurt

The combo of the wooden spoon and father's belt was much worse in my book than soap



I got that plus soap in the mouth too :(

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Cleaner

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Dad's belt used by both parents, sometimes if I was really being a heathen my dad would tell me to go pick a stick. We had a weeping willow tree in the backyard. Didn't cause permanent damage but wow did it smart when it hit. Also like Eddie Murphy's routine my mom could hurl shoes like a pro pitcher. Man I remember dodging through the house with shoes flying left and right. WOW good times. :)
 

meltdown75

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Originally posted by: Ynog
Originally posted by: DP
no, my mom just carried a wooden spoon around and let me know when i got out of line.

that hurt

The combo of the wooden spoon and father's belt was much worse in my book than soap

Yeah - the standard around our house was the belt. My dad actually used to make a snapping noise with his, almost like taunting. AHHAHA. it was never fun though - I really was scared to get it.

I just realized this is flamebait for the non-capital-punishment crowd... :roll: uh oh! :p
 

meltdown75

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Originally posted by: Cleaner
Dad's belt used by both parents, sometimes if I was really being a heathen my dad would tell me to go pick a stick. We had a weeping willow tree in the backyard. Didn't cause permanent damage but wow did it smart when it hit. Also like Eddie Murphy's routine my mom could hurl shoes like a pro pitcher. Man I remember dodging through the house with shoes flying left and right. WOW good times. :)

:laugh: somewhere in my subconscious there is a part of me that is laughing and running away from my mom with the spoon. ah, good times indeed!! :D
 

OulOat

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Spanking, knuckle, and belt. Asian parents don't understand wtf is grounding and why American's use it.
 

yobarman

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I got the belt and shoe horn. Most common was the slap on the ass though.
It's common culture to put your kids in line with beatin' where I'm from (poland), and I'm glad I got disciplined that way. If my parents took away TV or didn't let me go outside or something, the standard "grounding", I would've been a rebel.

I'm just saying, you crap your pants the moment you know you've done something wrong, so you dont do it anymore.
 

meltdown75

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Yeah.. heck even my sister's kid doesn't even get little spanks on the butt. He's such a bad kid too, he would be pwned with the belt STAT back in the day. They give him "time outs". WTF?! Kids these days are wimps dammit! ehhe
 

yobarman

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Oh yeah, back on topic. I dont think i've EVER cursed in front of my parents, up until this day!
 

Slimline

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I got the soap a few times. The real ah heck is how it got stuck in your teeth and you had to taste it for hours. Brushing did nothing.
 

Jzero

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Originally posted by: DP
no, my mom just carried a wooden spoon around and let me know when i got out of line.

that hurt

I see your mother read Dr. Spock, too ;)

Like a dog with a rolled up newspaper...I think she swatted me on the ass with it once or twice...after that if I got out of line she only had to pick the spoon up to get me to desist quickly.

My aunt used an old wooden pasta server as her "neutral object." It was pretty imposing with all of the wooden spikes sticking out of it, although she only ever used the flat side.
 

conjur

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My grandmother did it to me once. It was a bar of motel soap my grandfather had picked up (he was a traveling salesman for a chemical company.)


BLECH!
 

AFB

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Originally posted by: meltdown75
Originally posted by: Ynog
Originally posted by: DP
no, my mom just carried a wooden spoon around and let me know when i got out of line.

that hurt

The combo of the wooden spoon and father's belt was much worse in my book than soap

Yeah - the standard around our house was the belt. My dad actually used to make a snapping noise with his, almost like taunting. AHHAHA. it was never fun though - I really was scared to get it.

I just realized this is flamebait for the non-capital-punishment crowd... :roll: uh oh! :p


I don't see why?
 

meltdown75

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Well, I was expecting someone to come in and say:

CHILD ABUSE!!! U SUCK!! :p

This IS ATOT... *checks forum* yes it is.
 

meltdown75

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Originally posted by: amdfanboy
Originally posted by: meltdown75
Originally posted by: Ynog
Originally posted by: DP
no, my mom just carried a wooden spoon around and let me know when i got out of line.

that hurt

The combo of the wooden spoon and father's belt was much worse in my book than soap

Yeah - the standard around our house was the belt. My dad actually used to make a snapping noise with his, almost like taunting. AHHAHA. it was never fun though - I really was scared to get it.

I just realized this is flamebait for the non-capital-punishment crowd... :roll: uh oh! :p


I don't see why?

Oh forgive me, that was a blanket statement which was supposed to cover every type of punishment other than verbal. I guess it reads: death penalty. oops. hehhehe
I'm @ work, brain is turned off.