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Please tell me you didn't actually Google on "Geese crap?"
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
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K'thanks.

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Please tell me you didn't actually Google on "Geese crap?"
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Discovery Channel 😀

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Aquaman
 
That's nothing did you know that a blue whale (granted, the largest living creature) ejaculates 400 gallons of semen during coitus, and only 1 gallon of that is used to impregnate the female. No wonder the ocean is so salty! Again, Discovery channel.
 
I can totally see that being true. In Vancouver, Canada, at certain times of the year, soccer fields would be full of geese crap. It's disgusting running through those fields and you really really really try not to fall... esp. face first...
 
Hehe Canada, them silly people, here's an exerpt from a Canadian clan leader while playing CS scrimmage (slightly paraphrased, it was so funny I memorized it)

Me: "scrim?"
CanadaGuy: "yes, 5 v 5?"
Me: "yup, you in cal-o?"
CanadaGuy: "yea, here's the ip, 22.222.222.22:27015 pass: scrim"
Me: "I thought you were from the west, this ping is horrible?"
CanadaGuy (before I knew he was canadian of course): "We are, where are you from?"
Me: "California"
CanadaGuy: "Is that east or west?"

<Whole room, dead silent, then busts out laughing>

Me: "What the hell? Are their two Californias?"
CanadaGuy: "Maybe"
Me: "Arnold Schwarzeneggar ought to kick your arse"
CanadaGuy: "Oh it's because I'm Canadian, I don't know your states"
Me: "Figures."

<log off, whole room resumes with laughter>

I could have SWORN west Canadians know some of the states, especially ones as big as California. Maybe not but I found that extraordinarily funny.
 
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