Did you know that Jesus rode dinos?

[bshole]

I found this a bit amusing.....

 

[Newbian]

Why do you think raptor jesus was around?

God mated with a raptor and thus he was born.

 

[thraashman]

Have you just now discovered this OP?

 

[jman19]

You've never heard of a Jesus Horse before?

 

[Sonikku]

Noah must have had balls the size of Texas when he opted to hunt, capture and put two T Rex's on his boat.

 

[Moonbeam]

Christian Fundamentalists instinctively intuit that belief in God is a good thing. They just got all fucked up in what they consider the requirements of true belief. They don't know to maintain their faith in the good and accommodate to reality. Try to honor the good if you insist on crushing this rationalization need.

 

[Newbian]

Noah must have had balls the size of Texas when he opted to hunt, capture and put two T Rex's on his boat.

He just had a mosquito in amber...

 

[Daverino]

 

[alkemyst]

Noah's ark was really just a space ship, he took only samples of the DNA for each with him.

/thread

 

[WhipperSnapper]

You can be a retard like Sarah Palin's son Trig!
Yabba dabba dabba dabba dabba do!
But you'll know that Jesus rode on a dinosaur!

 

[BoomerD]

Well duh...