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cvstrat

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You probably know the joke. You ask if someone has gotten his/her tickets and when they ask, "tickets to what?" you flex your biceps and say emphatically, "to the gun show!!!!"

Well it started as a joke at my work, but after getting my boss w/it about 5 or 6 times she won't fall for it anymore, no matter how I phrase the question.

Basically I'm looking for another similar type of joke, not necessarily relating to the gunshow, or anything like that, just a simple, similar type of joke.

If you know of any, please post em here!
 
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Swag1138

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In line with the gun show line, there's always "Do you have any band-aids?" why? *flex* "because I am CUT!"
 
meltdown75

meltdown75

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how about "ew, smells like updog in here."

no0b: "what's updog?"

you: "not too much, yourself?"
 
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Winchester

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You: Do you see the indians?
Her: What?
You: Do you see the indians??
Her: What indians?
You: The ones hiding behind the rocks! (holding up and flexing)
 
rocadelpunk

rocadelpunk

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Originally posted by: Winchester
You: Do you see the indians?
Her: What?
You: Do you see the indians??
Her: What indians?
You: The ones hiding behind the rocks! (holding up and flexing)
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haha that's rich.
 
pontifex

pontifex

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Originally posted by: cvstrat
You probably know the joke. You ask if someone has gotten his/her tickets and when they ask, "tickets to what?" you flex your biceps and say emphatically, "to the gun show!!!!"

Well it started as a joke at my work, but after getting my boss w/it about 5 or 6 times she won't fall for it anymore, no matter how I phrase the question.

Basically I'm looking for another similar type of joke, not necessarily relating to the gunshow, or anything like that, just a simple, similar type of joke.

If you know of any, please post em here!
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how do you fall for a stupid and unfunny joke like that 5 times?
 
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HN

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knock knock
who's there
interrupting starfish
interruptin.....
*palm her face*
 
DougK62

DougK62

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Originally posted by: meltdown75
how about "ew, smells like updog in here."

no0b: "what's updog?"

you: "not too much, yourself?"
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hahahahahahah

ftw?

 
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