Did you get your tickets?

[cvstrat]

You probably know the joke. You ask if someone has gotten his/her tickets and when they ask, "tickets to what?" you flex your biceps and say emphatically, "to the gun show!!!!"

Well it started as a joke at my work, but after getting my boss w/it about 5 or 6 times she won't fall for it anymore, no matter how I phrase the question.

Basically I'm looking for another similar type of joke, not necessarily relating to the gunshow, or anything like that, just a simple, similar type of joke.

If you know of any, please post em here!

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Asphynctersayswhat

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Asphynctersayswhat

:thumbsup:

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Asphynctersayswhat

:thumbsup:

what he say

 

[purbeast0]

i already have my tickets to King Kong, if thats what you are asking ... 😕

 

[cvstrat]

It worked, pretty sad 😛

Looking for a 3 part'er tho. Anyone?

 

[Swag1138]

In line with the gun show line, there's always "Do you have any band-aids?" why? *flex* "because I am CUT!"

 

[meltdown75]

how about "ew, smells like updog in here."

no0b: "what's updog?"

you: "not too much, yourself?"

 

[Winchester]

You: Do you see the indians?
Her: What?
You: Do you see the indians??
Her: What indians?
You: The ones hiding behind the rocks! (holding up and flexing)

 

[rocadelpunk]

Originally posted by: Winchester
You: Do you see the indians?
Her: What?
You: Do you see the indians??
Her: What indians?
You: The ones hiding behind the rocks! (holding up and flexing)

haha that's rich.

 

[cvstrat]

LOFL, that one is aweseome.... going to try it next 🙂

 

[mitmot]

lol you do these things to your boss? :laugh:

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
how about "ew, smells like updog in here."

no0b: "what's updog?"

you: "not too much, yourself?"

hahahahaah

 

[Aharami]

hah

 

[Winchester]

UPDATE???

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Asphynctersayswhat

:thumbsup:

what he say

exactly

 

[shortspanishguy]

I cop pulled me over the other day for having 2 guns (flex biceps) and a six pack (flex abs)

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: cvstrat
You probably know the joke. You ask if someone has gotten his/her tickets and when they ask, "tickets to what?" you flex your biceps and say emphatically, "to the gun show!!!!"

Well it started as a joke at my work, but after getting my boss w/it about 5 or 6 times she won't fall for it anymore, no matter how I phrase the question.

Basically I'm looking for another similar type of joke, not necessarily relating to the gunshow, or anything like that, just a simple, similar type of joke.

If you know of any, please post em here!

how do you fall for a stupid and unfunny joke like that 5 times?

 

[step-dawg]

are you fscking dwight from The Office ? That is so gay man.

 

[Mrfrog840]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Asphynctersayswhat

:thumbsup:

what he say

:thumbsup:

 

[HN]

knock knock
who's there
interrupting starfish
interruptin.....
*palm her face*

 

[DougK62]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
how about "ew, smells like updog in here."

no0b: "what's updog?"

you: "not too much, yourself?"

hahahahahahah

ftw?

 

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: step-dawg
are you fscking dwight from office space? That is so gay man.

lol

 

[step-dawg]

bah, i said office space and I meant The Office. Still. gay.

 

[Schfifty Five]

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: step-dawg
are you fscking dwight from The Office? That is so gay man.

lol

:laugh: