Well, I've got my health anyway, kinda. 

Just this week alone I managed to have to view kiddie porn as part of an investigation, threw out my back, told I might lose my job (didn't, that's good), sister-in-law is leaving my brother and taking the kids, IRS said they want some money back from like 4 years ago from my wife (before we were married) and my mother just called and told me my cousin has testicular cancer and gets one of his boys removed tomorrow morning in preparation for the long battle (hopefully not) with cancer. Oh yeah, my other brother had surgery on his wrist this week too and last week I found out I need about $1000 worth of dental work that I don't have dental insurance for (thankfully, the wife's plan covers it). Damnit this week sucked!
Just this week alone I managed to have to view kiddie porn as part of an investigation, threw out my back, told I might lose my job (didn't, that's good), sister-in-law is leaving my brother and taking the kids, IRS said they want some money back from like 4 years ago from my wife (before we were married) and my mother just called and told me my cousin has testicular cancer and gets one of his boys removed tomorrow morning in preparation for the long battle (hopefully not) with cancer. Oh yeah, my other brother had surgery on his wrist this week too and last week I found out I need about $1000 worth of dental work that I don't have dental insurance for (thankfully, the wife's plan covers it). Damnit this week sucked!