Did I just ruin my mattress with feces?

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

I had not masturbated in over 3 weeks.
Moment I got home from jail, I went straight to the duty, but ended up pooping at the same time.

Now no matter what I do, I cannot remove the sticky dirty filthy poop stain from the mattress. I cannot even sleep now because I just feel so dirty looking at it.

Any suggestions ATOT?

 

[SirStev0]

Neffing in this epic thread.

 

[eits]

that's shitty.

 

[mnewsham]

pour a bucket of un-diluted bleach on it.

 

[Nintendesert]

Just turn the mattress over, that's worked for me in similar situations.

 

[eits]

vote +1 for pouring bleach on your mattress

 

[amdhunter]

Put some water in your mouth, position over the stain, then blow water through the stain, then suck it back up quickly.

Rinse and repeat until stain gone.

 

[Tim]

Any suggestions ATOT?

Yes, that you never make another parody thread again. These things need to be done properly, and with the right method.

 

[RadiclDreamer]

Yes, that you never make another parody thread again. These things need to be done properly, and with the right method.

Agreed, your parody is weak

 

[BoomerD]

Since you sleep in a cardboard box, just recycle your old one and steal a new one from the guy down the alley.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Yeah turn it over. Matresses are good for 2 major accidents. After that you either live with it or get a new one.

Also I'd add a vapor barrier over it so future accidents don't get embeded into it.

 

[her209]

Pooping while ejaculating.....? You have bigger problems.

:hmm:

 

[Tim]

Pooping while ejaculating.....? You have bigger problems.

:hmm:

Or is it ejaculating while pooping?
Or is it pooping ejaculation?
Or is it ejaculating poop?

 

[dank69]

...

Also I'd add a vapor barrier over it so future accidents don't get embeded into it.

I agree with this, except the vapor barrier should go over your face, OP.

 

[dank69]

Or is it ejaculating while pooping?
Or is it pooping ejaculation?
Or is it ejaculating poop?

Shitting dick nipples?

 

[NetWareHead]

Or is it ejaculating while pooping?
Or is it pooping ejaculation?
Or is it ejaculating poop?

Or is it pooping ejaculant?

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

A bit of saliva will clear that right up. Just start licking.

 

[schneiderguy]

Good job OP, I am proud.