Did I just ruin my mattress with bleach?

[Locut0s]

The sheet that goes over you is called the straight sheet.

Hmm haven't heard that term before. though I'm willing to accept it as the official term if that's what it is.

 

[BoomerD]

Hmm ok yes fitted sheets is the term I've heard. To me a sheet is the one that goes over you when you sleep, before the heavier blankets. The fitted sheets, or what I'm calling mattress cover, is what you sleep ON.

The fitted sheet goes over the mattress pad...or, the mattress pad (which also has elastic fitments) goes between the mattress and the bottom/fitted sheet.

______________________________ comforter/bedspread/duvet
______________________________ blanket
______________________________ top sheet AKA straight sheet

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx You
______________________________ fitted sheet
______________________________ mattress pad
______________________________ mattress

 

[Locut0s]

The fitted sheet goes over the mattress pad...or, the mattress pad (which also has elastic fitments) goes between the mattress and the bottom/fitted sheet.

______________________________ comforter/bedspread/duvet
______________________________ blanket
______________________________ top sheet AKA straight sheet

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx You
______________________________ fitted sheet
______________________________ mattress pad
______________________________ mattress

Sweet lol. Yup that's what I was imagining. Only I've never heard of a mattress pad till today.

 

[BoomerD]

Sweet lol. Yup that's what I was imagining. Only I've never heard of a mattress pad till today.

Now imagine...electrically heated mattress pads...with different heating zones...

http://shopping.yahoo.com/878537093-therapeutic-king-size-electric-heated-zone-mattress-pad-king-/

 

[Alone]

Now imagine...electrically heated mattress pads...with different heating zones...

http://shopping.yahoo.com/878537093-therapeutic-king-size-electric-heated-zone-mattress-pad-king-/

I'd prefer to have a mattress and pillow chiller.

 

[BoomerD]

I'd prefer to have a mattress and pillow chiller.

Pillow chiller...great idea.
One of our little dogs steals my pillow if I'm not there...and even when I am... if he can get me to move while I'm asleep...the little bastard really heats it up.

 

[Alone]

http://www.amazon.com/Chillow-604232...bxgy_hg_text_b

Motherfucker. So simple, so beautiful. Thing probably doesn't work for shit, though.

 

[Locut0s]

Now imagine...electrically heated mattress pads...with different heating zones...

http://shopping.yahoo.com/878537093-therapeutic-king-size-electric-heated-zone-mattress-pad-king-/

You have blown my depressed little canuckistan mind.

 

[Leros]

http://www.amazon.com/Chillow-604232...bxgy_hg_text_b

Motherfucker. So simple, so beautiful. Thing probably doesn't work for shit, though.

Not sure how well it works, but they make a little fan that blows air in between your sheets.
http://www.amazon.com/TOMPKINS-RESEA.../dp/B001Z0OZGE

Then there is this device from Japan. It keeps a fresh layer of air between you and your mattress, so you don't heat up the spot under you. Kind of expensive though.
http://www.japantrendshop.com/kuchofuku-air-conditioned-bed-p-140.html

 

[Locut0s]

Not sure how well it works, but they make a little fan that blows air in between your sheets.
http://www.amazon.com/TOMPKINS-RESEA.../dp/B001Z0OZGE

Then there is this device from Japan. It keeps a fresh layer of air between you and your mattress, so you don't heat up the spot under you. Kind of expensive though.
http://www.japantrendshop.com/kuchofuku-air-conditioned-bed-p-140.html

I would think your average person would be far to heavy for either of those to work. It takes a LOT of pressure to force air under a 150+lb object!

 

[Leros]

I would think your average person would be far to heavy for either of those to work. It takes a LOT of pressure to force air under a 150+lb object!

Don't know about the second one.

The first one doesn't lift you up. It simply blows air in between your sheets.

 

[Locut0s]

Don't know about the second one.

The first one doesn't life you up. It simply blows air in between your sheets.

Maybe. It depends on the design of the "mattress" section. But yeah it's got a lot more potential.

 

[iGas]

..

 

[boomerang]

"You get two sheets. Every Saturday, you put the clean sheet on the top... the top sheet on the bottom... and the bottom sheet you turn in to the laundry boy. Any man turns in the wrong sheet spends a night in the box."

 

[dank69]

The fitted sheet goes over the mattress pad...or, the mattress pad (which also has elastic fitments) goes between the mattress and the bottom/fitted sheet.

______________________________ comforter/bedspread/duvet
______________________________ blanket
______________________________ top sheet AKA straight sheet

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Supermodel
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx You
______________________________ fitted sheet
______________________________ mattress pad
______________________________ mattress

You missed a layer

 

[SandEagle]

OP, you should see a urologist for your bed wetting problem. there is no shame.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Not quite what I was expecting.

 

[sonambulo]

The fitted sheet goes over the mattress pad...or, the mattress pad (which also has elastic fitments) goes between the mattress and the bottom/fitted sheet.

______________________________ comforter/bedspread/duvet
______________________________ blanket
______________________________ top sheet AKA straight sheet

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx You
______________________________ fitted sheet
______________________________ mattress pad
______________________________ mattress

Subtle.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

You missed a layer

Missed a few layers. Cum stains, urine, dust mites, feces, sweat.

 

[911paramedic]

Bleach will eat away at fabric, you may be fucked.

Do a test to see what I mean. Get an old t-shirt and spray it on like you did to your mattress, let it dry completely and then try to stretch the shirt. If all works well (which is really wrong) the shirt will have lost it's elasticity and will pull apart.

Unfortunately I learned this by doing it myself back when I was probably your age, and now you have too. Think of it as a manly right of passage.

(BTW, what exactly was this "stain"..or do I even want to know? D: )

 

[Rumpltzer]

Missed a few layers. Cum stains, urine, dust mites, feces, sweat.

Perhaps... but all of that goes on TOP of the mattress pad so you don't need to end up spraying bleach onto the mattress.

 

[Unheard]

To fix it, spray the mattress with ammonia.

No really, dont.

 

[dank69]

Missed a few layers. Cum stains, urine, dust mites, feces, sweat.

Perhaps rubber sheets are in order.

 

[mnewsham]

I'd prefer to have a mattress and pillow chiller.

memory foam is really good at staying cool after long periods of time.

 

[Leros]

(BTW, what exactly was this "stain"..or do I even want to know? D: )

You probably don't want to know. Its blood, not my blood, not normal blood.