Did I just miss out on getting some?

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Anyone else got wood?

Keep talking about Chuck Norris, please!

ive never seen rossman talk dirty.

nor i.

he had me at his post.

 

[Albis]

you made the right move

she was a hired assassin coming to kill you

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Anyone else got wood?

Keep talking about Chuck Norris, please!

ive never seen rossman talk dirty.

You ain't seen nothing yet.

you guys still vent? no one invites me anymore.

i have not turned skype on in ages... anyone still use that?

Nik, GeekDrew and I are in Ventrilo right now

Vent info

 

[iamtrout]

Originally posted by: Albis
you made the right move

she was a hired assassin coming to kill you

Or just some really hot chick

 

[quakefiend420]

LOL

good thread

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Albis
you made the right move

she was a hired assassin coming to kill you

no... all she wanted was the Continuem Transfunctioner

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

this reminds me of that scene from National Lampoons Vacation

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Originally posted by: iamtrout
So I'm at this hotel and it's really scenic around here so I break out the Rebel XT and start taking some shots. After a few hours I notice this drop dead gorgeous girl walking over to me. We talked for a while, and it turned out she was an avid photographer too! We got into some pretty cool photo discussions and then she asked me if I would be interested in taking some, ahem, model shots of her. You can't say no to that, can you?

One thing led to another and before I knew it I'm taking pictures of her in the middle of the night at the pool. No one was around, just the two of us. While preparing to take a shot of water beading off her body she reached behind herself and proceeded to, erm, untie her bikini . She then walked over to me and started reaching for the package. Instincts from my years as a hitman kicked in and I immediately roundhouse kicked her in the face and shot her a few times to make sure the enemy was dead. Then I came to and was like, "oops."

Did I just mess up my chances with this girl?

No, actually you improved your chances. Is she still warm?

 

[iamtrout]

Originally posted by: PHiuR
pics!

Unfortunately I deleted all the pics after the incident

But... well... she looked like a mix between this girl and this lady.

 

[ktehmok]

Your link to Scarlett doesn't work. That was the only thing that would redeem this worthless thread.

End yourself.

Edit: oh, and I would have to put money on the model/photographer beating you like a baby Harp seal.

 

[iamtrout]

Originally posted by: ktehmok
Your link to Scarlett doesn't work. That was the only thing that would redeem this worthless thread.

End yourself.

Works for me....

 

[lrad50]

pics or BAN

 

[her209]

WTF? Why did you sister try to seduce you?

 

[ktehmok]

Originally posted by: iamtrout

Originally posted by: ktehmok
Your link to Scarlett doesn't work. That was the only thing that would redeem this worthless thread.

End yourself.

Works for me....

You're not gonna use this as an excuse to off yourself, and then in so doing, end up as a side bar in some local news story. And if you're lucky, a sticky at the top of ATOT?


Because that would work for me...


j/k Merry Christmas.

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: envy me

Originally posted by: iamtrout
So I'm at this hotel and it's really scenic around here so I break out the Rebel XT and start taking some shots. After a few hours I notice this drop dead gorgeous girl walking over to me. We talked for a while, and it turned out she was an avid photographer too! We got into some pretty cool photo discussions and then she asked me if I would be interested in taking some, ahem, model shots of her. You can't say no to that, can you?

One thing led to another and before I knew it I'm taking pictures of her in the middle of the night at the pool. No one was around, just the two of us. While preparing to take a shot of water beading off her body she reached behind herself and proceeded to, erm, untie her bikini . She then walked over to me and started reaching for the package. Instincts from my years as a hitman kicked in and I immediately roundhouse kicked her in the face and shot her a few times to make sure the enemy was dead. Then I came to and was like, "oops."

Did I just mess up my chances with this girl?

If this is a serious question, then not only did you mess up, but your probably gay. Any straight guy, with a naked chick in a pool with him, that didn't get some, must be gay.


(not that anything is wrong with that, and other disclaimer bullcrap)

You can't be serious Envy.

 

[imported_Cameron]

Originally posted by: daveymark

Originally posted by: pontifex
pics of Chuck Norris or shens

agreed

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 

[Saint Nick]

lol.. shens.

 

[Agnostos Insania]

Originally posted by: Cameron

Originally posted by: daveymark

Originally posted by: pontifex
pics of Chuck Norris or shens

agreed

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Like this?
I envy the man or woman that gets a "Private Lesson" from Chuck Norris.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: jndietz
lol.. shens.

Really?!? :shocked: