Did he really just say that?!!

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FuzzyDunlop

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I, no word of lie, spat my orange juice all over my TV when I heard this! I just watched David Lettermans monologue from tonight. one of his opening jokes was

"So the geniuses at BP are trying to spin this oilspill in a good way. I heard one guy say that its a good thing now actually, because now, when you go to open a clam, the hinge, it doesnt squeek! Really! Ive never heard a clam squeek!"

LOL!!! one lady in the crowd actually let out a yelp afterwords!! hahaha!!!, i wish I knew how to record sound bites.
 

FuzzyDunlop

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ok, you obviously missed the inuendo
EDIT: the inuendo that I bet even letterman didnt think about
 

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slayer202

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i watched letterman on monday. lets just say i didn't watch again on tuesday. this guy is the definition of not funny. and paul schaeffer is a fucking clown. take away that guys mic...
 

TehMac

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i'm still not sure its funny.

clam = female genitalia, correct?
 
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