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Did/have your parents ever caught you watching pr0n or vice versa?
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I walked into our living room late at night. He quickly buckled his pants, I ran to my bedroom, and we never talked about it. I actually forgot about it til now.
Okay, once I sorta watched pr0n. I was 15 and having a party while my parents were on vacation. A friend of mine brought a tape over and I heard it before I saw anything. I watched for like 5 minutes and I was like 'meh'.
Since then I never had the slightest inkling to watch the stuff.
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Originally posted by: Mojoed
Step mother yes. I was friggen mortified for weeks. And no, I won't elaborate further.
you started it, now tell!!!!!! :|
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Ricemarine
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Hmmm..
1-Got caught ONCE... Cause somehow someone oddly placed a mirror behind me BOOM WTF ARE YOU LOOKING AT?...
2-Does hearing em moan count?. Squeaky bed... Really loud.
1-Got caught ONCE... Cause somehow someone oddly placed a mirror behind me BOOM WTF ARE YOU LOOKING AT?...
2-Does hearing em moan count?. Squeaky bed... Really loud.
Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
Originally posted by: Mojoed
Step mother yes. I was friggen mortified for weeks. And no, I won't elaborate further.
you started it, now tell!!!!!! :|
Bleh, fine.
I really could make this a huge entertaining story, since I remember every single detail from that day, (how could I forget!) but I'm tired and no one will read this anyway so I'll keep it short and simple.
I came home from school one day a few hours early expecting to find no one home. I threw my keys on the table and went upstairs to my room. I fired up Doom on Playstation and started playing at a relatively low volume. At this point, I still had no clue my stepmother was home and just across the hall. So I'm playing for awhile and I kept hearing this faint warbling bzzztt bzzztttt sound. I ignored it at first, I figured it was something in the game or some kind of insect.
After awhile, I finally realized the sound wasn't coming from Doom, and I was like WTF is that (keep in mind, it hadn't even occurred to me that anyone was home, the thought simply never crossed my mind.) so I muted Doom and kinda crooked my head towards the hall and listened... BAM there is was again bzztttttt bbbbb zzzzztttttt Now looking back, I have no idea how I was so naive about what I was hearing. I thought it was a wasp or something in my father/stepmother's bedroom.
Ok now you gotta picture the timing for this next part for full effect. The timing here was crucial and turned out to be extremely embarrassing for both me and my stepmother.
I walked down the hall and opened the door and the EXACT picosecond my brain deciphered the data my eyes had sent it, I see/hear the following:
"UUNNUUGGGGGAAANNGGGGGGG!" bbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Now at this point I'm mortified and hear, "JOSEPH!!!!!!!!!" Now I really didn't see much because I turned the hell around and ran out. The only thing I did see in that split second was her knees moving REALLY fast (like motion blur fast) and her pissed off eyes lock with mine.
I thought I was gonna burn up I was so embarrassed. I went downstairs and pretty much paced the kitchen with my hands on my head, talking to myself the entire time. To this day, (it's been 8-9 years) I still think/hear that "UUNNUUGGGGGAAANNGGGGGGG!" bbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. It's automatic, it just randomly pops into my mind and there is nothing I can do about it.
OMG... LMFAOOriginally posted by: Mojoed
Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
Originally posted by: Mojoed
Step mother yes. I was friggen mortified for weeks. And no, I won't elaborate further.
you started it, now tell!!!!!! :|
Bleh, fine.
I really could make this a huge entertaining story, since I remember every single detail from that day, (how could I forget!) but I'm tired and no one will read this anyway so I'll keep it short and simple.
I came home from school one day a few hours early expecting to find no one home. I threw my keys on the table and went upstairs to my room. I fired up Doom on Playstation and started playing at a relatively low volume. At this point, I still had no clue my stepmother was home and just across the hall. So I'm playing for awhile and I kept hearing this faint warbling bzzztt bzzztttt sound. I ignored it at first, I figured it was something in the game or some kind of insect.
After awhile, I finally realized the sound wasn't coming from Doom, and I was like WTF is that (keep in mind, it hadn't even occurred to me that anyone was home, the thought simply never crossed my mind.) so I muted Doom and kinda crooked my head towards the hall and listened... BAM there is was again bzztttttt bbbbb zzzzztttttt Now looking back, I have no idea how I was so naive about what I was hearing. I thought it was a wasp or something in my father/stepmother's bedroom.
Ok now you gotta picture the timing for this next part for full effect. The timing here was crucial and turned out to be extremely embarrassing for both me and my stepmother.
I walked down the hall and opened the door and the EXACT picosecond my brain deciphered the data my eyes had sent it, I see/hear the following:
"UUNNUUGGGGGAAANNGGGGGGG!" bbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Now at this point I'm mortified and hear, "JOSEPH!!!!!!!!!" Now I really didn't see much because I turned the hell around and ran out. The only thing I did see in that split second was her knees moving REALLY fast (like motion blur fast) and her pissed off eyes lock with mine.
I thought I was gonna burn up I was so embarrassed. I went downstairs and pretty much paced the kitchen with my hands on my head, talking to myself the entire time. To this day, (it's been 8-9 years) I still think/hear that "UUNNUUGGGGGAAANNGGGGGGG!" bbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. It's automatic, it just randomly pops into my mind and there is nothing I can do about it.
Ricemarine
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Originally posted by: Eli
OMG... LMFAOOriginally posted by: Mojoed
Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
Originally posted by: Mojoed
Step mother yes. I was friggen mortified for weeks. And no, I won't elaborate further.
you started it, now tell!!!!!! :|
Bleh, fine.
I really could make this a huge entertaining story, since I remember every single detail from that day, (how could I forget!) but I'm tired and no one will read this anyway so I'll keep it short and simple.
I came home from school one day a few hours early expecting to find no one home. I threw my keys on the table and went upstairs to my room. I fired up Doom on Playstation and started playing at a relatively low volume. At this point, I still had no clue my stepmother was home and just across the hall. So I'm playing for awhile and I kept hearing this faint warbling bzzztt bzzztttt sound. I ignored it at first, I figured it was something in the game or some kind of insect.
After awhile, I finally realized the sound wasn't coming from Doom, and I was like WTF is that (keep in mind, it hadn't even occurred to me that anyone was home, the thought simply never crossed my mind.) so I muted Doom and kinda crooked my head towards the hall and listened... BAM there is was again bzztttttt bbbbb zzzzztttttt Now looking back, I have no idea how I was so naive about what I was hearing. I thought it was a wasp or something in my father/stepmother's bedroom.
Ok now you gotta picture the timing for this next part for full effect. The timing here was crucial and turned out to be extremely embarrassing for both me and my stepmother.
I walked down the hall and opened the door and the EXACT picosecond my brain deciphered the data my eyes had sent it, I see/hear the following:
"UUNNUUGGGGGAAANNGGGGGGG!" bbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Now at this point I'm mortified and hear, "JOSEPH!!!!!!!!!" Now I really didn't see much because I turned the hell around and ran out. The only thing I did see in that split second was her knees moving REALLY fast (like motion blur fast) and her pissed off eyes lock with mine.
I thought I was gonna burn up I was so embarrassed. I went downstairs and pretty much paced the kitchen with my hands on my head, talking to myself the entire time. To this day, (it's been 8-9 years) I still think/hear that "UUNNUUGGGGGAAANNGGGGGGG!" bbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. It's automatic, it just randomly pops into my mind and there is nothing I can do about it.
Wow...
It was wierd, it was a long time ago, my mom walked into my room because she thought I was gone and had left the lights on, she was surprised and asked why I was still home, asking me all these questions like a normal conversation and I felt really uncomfortable but because of the way I was situated, she had no idea I was watching porn or doin anything... So I'll give it a "kinda".
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