Did Donny's Plane Almost Go Boom???

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OK, maybe kersplash .....


Plane carrying Donald Trump made emergency landing in New Orleans after engine failure over Gulf of Mexico

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A plane carrying former president Donald Trump suffered engine failure late Saturday evening over the Gulf of Mexico, forcing the pilot to make an emergency landing in New Orleans shortly after taking off from the city.
 
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Lost_in_the_HTTP said:
OK, maybe kersplash .....


Plane carrying Donald Trump made emergency landing in New Orleans after engine failure over Gulf of Mexico

www.washingtonpost.com.ico
Washington Post|3 hours ago
A plane carrying former president Donald Trump suffered engine failure late Saturday evening over the Gulf of Mexico, forcing the pilot to make an emergency landing in New Orleans shortly after taking off from the city.
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I heard people say it was a plot between Biden and Pelosi to sabotage that plane by having Shumer's nephew who is an aircraft mechanic that maintains that particular bird along with a relative of AOC who supplies fuel for the terminal of the aircraft's home base make sure the aircraft never reaches its destination. However due to Trump's genius and quick thinking the aircraft somehow reached its destination with all safe aboard. Details to follow on what Donald actually did to save the lives of his fellow passengers.
 
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tweaker2 said:
I heard people say it was a plot between Biden and Pelosi to sabotage that plane by having Shumer's nephew who is an aircraft mechanic that maintains that particular bird along with a relative of AOC who supplies fuel for the terminal of the aircraft's home base make sure the aircraft never reaches its destination. However due to Trump's genius and quick thinking the aircraft somehow reached its destination with all safe aboard. Details to follow on what Donald actually did to save the lives of his fellow passengers.
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Word is he shits his pants on the regular so I'm sure his diaper was full.
 
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Other passengers included Secret Service agents, support staff and some of Trump's advisers.
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Well...that would have been a waste of perfectly good Secret Service agents.
 
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BoomerD said:
Well...that would have been a waste of perfectly good Secret Service agents.
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are you sure about that?

the ones that get the obligatory "Donald detail?"

You know, every group has their tier list of employees. Ain't no fucking way the top agents are going to be assigned to that diabetic racist asshole and his 2n = 45 offspring. These SS agents are the dudes that are still on probation for whoring in Vegas.

And you know what? Those dudes are having the time of their lives and no one gives a fuck when they inevitably fuck up at their jobs and shit happens to the Trumps. Win-Win-Win for the universe, etc.
 
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zinfamous said:
are you sure about that?

the ones that get the obligatory "Donald detail?"

You know, every group has their tier list of employees. Ain't no fucking way the top agents are going to be assigned to that diabetic racist asshole and his 2n = 45 offspring. These SS agents are the dudes that are still on probation for whoring in Vegas.

And you know what? Those dudes are having the time of their lives and no one gives a fuck when they inevitably fuck up at their jobs and shit happens to the Trumps. Win-Win-Win for the universe, etc.
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Maybe...but the US taxpayers would still be on the hook for their death expenses...insurance, pensions, family support, etc.
 
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zinfamous said:
These SS agents are the dudes that are still on probation for whoring in Vegas.

And you know what? Those dudes are having the time of their lives and no one gives a fuck when they inevitably fuck up at their jobs and shit happens to the Trumps. Win-Win-Win for the universe, etc.
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They were still the only ones on the plane worth anything, relative to the rest of the passengers. I guess maybe the pilot(s) too. But yeah...lol
 
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tweaker2 said:
I heard people say it was a plot between Biden and Pelosi to sabotage that plane by having Shumer's nephew who is an aircraft mechanic that maintains that particular bird along with a relative of AOC who supplies fuel for the terminal of the aircraft's home base make sure the aircraft never reaches its destination. However due to Trump's genius and quick thinking the aircraft somehow reached its destination with all safe aboard. Details to follow on what Donald actually did to save the lives of his fellow passengers.
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It was planned from a pizza place last I heard. Comet something....
 
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Pohemi420 said:
The sickening thing is that he'll likely raise a lot of money towards it. Not likely enough to pay for an entire new one, but there's plenty of rubes that still love him like their own Jim Jones.
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"Don't believe what you see, don't believe what you hear...

Only believe what I tell you, my children." – – Jim Jones/Donald Trump
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