Did anyone see the Osbournes tonite? It's fake!

friedpie

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The show is totally fake. They ran with this thing about Jack sleepwalking. It started out with him saying his friends woke him up in the middle of a deep sleep (he was probably nodding off on Oxy) and he got violent. He then asked everyone he came in contact with if they ever got violent after being in a deep sleep/sleep walking.

Then they show "hidden camera" footage of him sleeping in bed. His mom's favorite dog Minnie is in the room. He grabs it and off camera he kills it. When he wakes up the next day the dog is dead and he tries to hide it. He sneaks out with the dog in a duffle bag. He then calls his dad and tells him what happened but that he could not tell Sharon. Ozzy tells her anyway. Ozzy was crying. You never see Sharon confronting Jack. Sharon then sneaks out of the house. She calls Ozzy to say she can't take it because the house reminds her of the dog.

Then the show ends and they show all the crew. They were like "it's a rap." They were all laughing. They had those clackers they use when the director says "Action!" This may not make any real sense if you didn't see it but trust me, it was obvious the show was scripted. The dog was NOT dead, it was all a big joke. Haha, real funny joke. Then they showed outtakes of Ozzy having to repeat some lines of dialogue over and over just like a sitcom or movie. It was totaly crap, man. It's not a reality show when someone has to stop and do a scene over to get the lines right. Funny considering he mumbles so much anyway.

If it comes back on check it out and you will see what I'm talking about. We've been had by those losers. :)
 

friedpie

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Originally posted by: Angrymarshmello
It's funny that someone who is watching the Osbournes is calling THEM a loser ;)

The word 'them' is plural therefore they are losers.

The only loser here is you.


 

friedpie

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Originally posted by: datalink7
No, you've been had by those losers. I've never seen the crap. :)

Then what the f*ck are you doing in this thread? Do you like to crap on threads that don't interest you? Get a life thread crapper.


 

datalink7

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Originally posted by: friedpie
Originally posted by: Angrymarshmello
It's funny that someone who is watching the Osbournes is calling THEM a loser ;)

The word 'them' is plural therefore they are losers.

The only loser here is you.

:confused:

I think you tried to be insulting but you just came off as confusing...
 

datalink7

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Originally posted by: friedpie
Originally posted by: datalink7
No, you've been had by those losers. I've never seen the crap. :)

Then what the f*ck are you doing in this thread? Do you like to crap on threads that don't interest you? Get a life thread crapper.

Oh, but this thread does interest me. Otherwise I wouldn't crap in it :p
 

Hubris

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Originally posted by: friedpie
Originally posted by: Angrymarshmello
It's funny that someone who is watching the Osbournes is calling THEM a loser ;)

The word 'them' is plural therefore they are losers.

The only loser here is you.

Uh? My head hurts now. Did you pick that up watching that crap?
 

CJBongHit

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Originally posted by: friedpie
The show is totally fake. They ran with this thing about Jack sleepwalking. It started out with him saying his friends woke him up in the middle of a deep sleep (he was probably nodding off on Oxy) and he got violent. He then asked everyone he came in contact with if they ever got violent after being in a deep sleep/sleep walking.

Then they show "hidden camera" footage of him sleeping in bed. His mom's favorite dog Minnie is in the room. He grabs it and off camera he kills it. When he wakes up the next day the dog is dead and he tries to hide it. He sneaks out with the dog in a duffle bag. He then calls his dad and tells him what happened but that he could not tell Sharon. Ozzy tells her anyway. Ozzy was crying. You never see Sharon confronting Jack. Sharon then sneaks out of the house. She calls Ozzy to say she can't take it because the house reminds her of the dog.

Then the show ends and they show all the crew. They were like "it's a rap." They were all laughing. They had those clackers they use when the director says "Action!" This may not make any real sense if you didn't see it but trust me, it was obvious the show was scripted. The dog was NOT dead, it was all a big joke. Haha, real funny joke. Then they showed outtakes of Ozzy having to repeat some lines of dialogue over and over just like a sitcom or movie. It was totaly crap, man. It's not a reality show when someone has to stop and do a scene over to get the lines right. Funny considering he mumbles so much anyway.

If it comes back on check it out and you will see what I'm talking about. We've been had by those losers. :)

Face it. It was brilliant, shocking, and kept you glued to the set. Isn't that why you tune it to begin with. F*ckin hypocrite!!
 

Murphy Durphy

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The last episode was scripted, now the entire show genious. It was a mockery of those who say their show is 'fake'
rolleye.gif
 

gwlam12

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eh, why are you telling us its fake? if the tv is showing them repeating lines, then of course its fake.

and what show, other than reality shows, doesn't have scripts? if this one episode tried to make itself seem real and someone discovered that it was fake...then this thread would make sense..
 

friedpie

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Originally posted by: CJBongHit
Face it. It was brilliant, shocking, and kept you glued to the set. Isn't that why you tune it to begin with. F*ckin hypocrite!!

You are a mental midget. It's supposed to be a reality show. That means no scripting.

 

datalink7

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Originally posted by: friedpie
Originally posted by: CJBongHit
Face it. It was brilliant, shocking, and kept you glued to the set. Isn't that why you tune it to begin with. F*ckin hypocrite!!

You are a mental midget. It's supposed to be a reality show. That means no scripting.

Write them and complain? I'm sure they would take your comments into serious consideration ;):p
 

friedpie

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Originally posted by: HajikuFlip
The last episode was scripted, now the entire show genious. It was a mockery of those who say their show is 'fake'
rolleye.gif

And you know this how?

If only this last episode was scripted, why was the scene of Ozzy redoing lines until he got them correct aired weeks ago?

Next!

 

EvilYoda

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lol...you've invested waaaaaaay too much into this show. have a :beer: or 5 and chill...

Otherwise...MOOOOOOOOOORTAL KOOOOMBAT!!! ;)
 

crantang

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I remember reading a Slate article about the show a while ago, when they just ended their first season; some critics were saying that some parts of the show were rehearsed. In that regard, the editor wrote, "have you seen their Pepsi commercial?" But at the very end of tonight's episode, they were showing a bit where Ozzy was having a hard time saying his lines. (Call me a loser), but that was from an episode from the first season. Personally, I don't care whether it was scripted or not, but I think it must have been, to keep things interesting.
 

Broohaha

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i thought that was very interesting... thanks for the heads up friedpie. dont let the threadcrappers hold you down.
 

slick230

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The funny thing is that those who are calling the Osbournes losers are the same people that pawned their pot to piss in to fix the window they threw it out of. Their "loserdom" has gained them the cars, the houses, the perks and the fame that you all envy and will never have yourselves. Keep trying to convince yourselves that they are the losers, while you pack your lunches for tomorrow's work day in your cubicles.