Did anyone else like the Twilight movies?

[preslove]

I know everything I know about Twilight movies from listening to this and Doug Loves movies: http://www.earwolf.com/episode/twilight-breaking-dawn-pt-1/

 

[Kadarin]

Kristen Stewart has the emotional range of Terry Schaivo.

Ouch!

 

[Red Storm]

Twilight doesn't hold a candle to Troll 2.

 

[ShawnD1]

2. In the movie I actually saw (part 2?), the wife of one of the werewolves had one of the "wtf" moments. When Bella meets her for the first time, she is shocked at the massive scars on her face. The wife says "I got too close to him when he changed and this is what happened. It's ok, though, because he loves me and didn't really mean to do it." What is this saying? "It's ok if your husband beats you and almost kills you, just as long as you learn when not to make him angry and he loves you."

Yeah that really confused me as well. I think the deal was that she was under some spell or something and that's why she was still with him. Something about the wolf implants you and you love the wolf forever? I guess it's supposed to be some kind of symbolism since it has no literal significance, but the symbolism makes it LESS romantic. I don't know. wtf

 

[dank69]

Taylor Lautner's acting climax was when he was in 'The Adventures of Shark-Boy and Lava Girl'. It's been downhill ever since.



There was definitely a troll in Troll; I'm ashamed to say it but I've seen it. IIRC correctly it was about a paranoid kid spending the night with his babysitter and then trolls grew from the ground or he opened a gateway to hell or something.

That sounds more like 'The Gate'