Did anybody ever name their cat

[shortylickens]

Cosmic Creepers?

 

[marvdmartian]

Not to my knowledge.....which isn't saying much. :\

I always thought that if I ever adopted a really wise looking cat, I would name him Mr Meow-gi. :sneaky:

 

[Lemon law]

A rather weird question IMHO opinion, as everyone names their dog or cat, or pet hamster something. And with proper repetition, its a rather dumb animal that does not recognize their name. As the usual human will choose names like spot, or boots, or what ever. But gotta admit, ole shortie is maybe unique with the name cosmic creeper.

But still I can understand shorties motivation perfectly, as I instead named my latest cat Snidley for perhaps similar behavior. And I named one of my better dogs Slurp for her lack of lady like drinking habits. As Slurp was a typical lab, hell on wheels, rude, crude and socially unacceptable for the first three years. Until they mellow out and become wonderful dogs. By about year six, my wife and I could whisper the name Slurp in ordinary conversation and the dog would just give a small wag of the tail. But sadly ill heath finally claimed Slurp after 14 years, I miss the hell out of her but life goes on.

As I say two additional things, never once in her dog life did Slurp ever grasp the concept that the name Slurp was not exactly a humanism complimentary term. As she would have responded equally well to being named washing machine or a kitchen table.

But after that maybe that shortie misses another concept in pet naming. For dog names you need an easily repetitive name, as here slurp slurp slurp rolls off the tongue, as here max or spot works equally well. But cosmic creeper is am epic fail because it does not roll off the tongue. But either Cosmic or creeper would work. As for my cat Snidely, if I say the term Snide in an angry voice, the cat knows her name and I ain't happy with her, but that is the difference between cats and dogs, dogs learn to please you and cats don't care.

 

[SirStev0]

My GF cats came named. Our dogs we came up with the names.

 

[rstove02]

In general I call my cats either Cat or Fuzznuts (regardless of gender). Local vet wanted unique names to tell them apart in their records so I called one Old Cat and the other Young Cat.

 

[Lounatik]

I have a cat named Meatball. We just call him Meat. Ive had him since kittenhood and the poor bastard is now deaf at 17. Also have a cat named Krusty.
You see, the problem with Cosmic Creepers, is that you will tire quickly of the name and start calling him Cosmo or Creepy or some other iteration. You'll only use his full name when you take him to the vet.



Peace

Lounatik

 

[T_Yamamoto]

My dogs name is oreo

 

[lxskllr]

My girl cat - Frankie aka
Kitten Chops
Miss Chops
Little Pudge
Pudgy
Frankenstein
Little Fuzzy

My boy cat - Junior aka
June June
Big Fuzzy
Big Bad Thing
Asshole
Fucker

 

[SlitheryDee]

My cat's previous owner called her baby. I can't have a pet named baby, so I call her cat.

 

[PsiStar]

Had a dobe named Liesl after the oldest girl in Sound of Music.

Funny ... how Liesl sounds like Lethal (to neighbor) when she ran over to great a neighbor's little puff ball of a dog.

 

[AstroManLuca]

I named my cat Pussy a few years ago. Changed her name to Puss when the jokes became too much.

 

[highland145]

My girl cat - Frankie aka
Kitten Chops
Miss Chops
Little Pudge
Pudgy
Frankenstein
Little Fuzzy

My boy cat - Junior aka
June June
Big Fuzzy
Big Bad Thing
Asshole
Fucker

Friend named his cat "Whore." Why? "Because that's what she is."
The vet's office wasn't real happy about putting that on the chart but he wouldn't relent.

 

[Nemesis13]

I got two cats, the Girl is Named Jenova , the boy is Zeus or aka MeGusta, Zuesmegusta, Senior Fluff.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Friend named his cat "Whore." Why? "Because that's what she is."
The vet's office wasn't real happy about putting that on the chart but he wouldn't relent.

I went to my housemate's vet to pick up some drugs for her cat. The receptionist asked if they were for <cat's name> and everybody in the waiting area started cracking up.

The cat's name? Oreo Doublestuff. (she's an overweight tuxedo cat, so it works.)

We call her Dubs.

 

[highland145]

I went to my housemate's vet to pick up some drugs for her cat. The receptionist asked if they were for <cat's name> and everybody in the waiting area started cracking up.

The cat's name? Oreo Doublestuff. (she's an overweight tuxedo cat, so it works.)

We call her Dubs.

Hah, insert "whore." LOL

 

[Spydermag68]

I named mine Zazzy.

 

[MisterJackson]

I named my dog Syndrome, so when he jumps on someone I can shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!!!".

 

[HN]

Ferris Mewler or Mewling Quim

 

[ViperXX]

I have a cat named Butter's.

A dog named Willy. That way I can go to Lowe's and ask them if they got something that can help keep my Willy in.

 

[Ashenor]

I have a 3 year old cat now, i could not think of a name and called it Kitty for the first 3 months, so now its first name Kitty last name Meow.

Other Cat is Abbey, and Dog is Bandit.

 

[Puppies04]

I have 2 long haired persians although I suppose they are really my wifes, she kept their pedigree names Tobias and Sophia although they are more commonly referred to as "Bias" and "Pi Pi".

Other frequently used names include

Mr bi bi
Miss sopipies
Mr sassy pants
Mr bumpy tibs

and various other nonsensical drivel generally spoken by me in the most retared voice you ever heard .