Dickscarfing asshattering poll!

shortylickens

No Lifer
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Ass-scarf.

EDIT:
Crap!
I just got quadruple bumped.
Thats worse than that one time in the Navy when I got drunk San Fransico and,

nevermind.
 

Crono

Lifer
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Originally posted by: RESmonkey
stupid OP is below.

I agree with you.
And you can't include "waffles" in a poll. That effectively negates all other options, always.
 

Farang

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hmm.. assscarf is an even more effective word that asshat. The ass is no longer just a hat, fitted over one's head, but instead the rectum as made its way all the way over the head, enveloping it completely, to surround the neck. Most effective.
 

xanis

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waffles ftw

if you prefer anything with dicks in it, you're gay.
 

Perknose

Forum Director & Omnipotent Overlord
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Originally posted by: Barfo
Waffles, every time.

Indeed, in any fine chain restaurant of delusional distinction, go with the waffles, as the dick will often be a vanishingly tiny portion, brutally undercooked, and the ass, though fleshy and large, served cold.