Dick Jokes

[Rastus]

Richard walks into a bar and orders a drink.

The bartender looks at him and says, "We don't serve Dicks."

 

[BiggieN]

i thought you were talking about Tricky Dick himself, Richard Nixon...

 

[raptor13]

My dick is so big they're making a movie about it - Godzilla vs. My Dick.

 

[urbantechie]

Did I mention I only have one leg?