- Aug 28, 2001
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I had the worst stomach pain in my life last night. 2nd time I remember it happening... pretty much just as bad as the worst migraines I used to get. No matter what I did - walk around, curl up on the floor, sit on the toilet (bloated and nothing would come out) - the pain was excrutiating. I was in a cold sweat and thought the end was near. Same feeling as when I ruptured my spleen and fainted while driving home, and woke in the middle of the road to the warmth of my own piss.
I was moments from waking my wife up to drive me to the hospital, but I knew whatever they could do would still be an hour away at best. It turns out after 2 doses of Pepto along with 20 minutes post-Advil, it became somewhat bearable. Did you know that if you lay on your chest with your ass upward, gas usually comes out easier? That didn't work at all. I've had "watery stools" for the last couple days. I don't know why they call it stools because there is no stool... it's just bubbly water that comes out the other hole, as if I were peeing. Strange phenomenon. And it just continues throughout the day. I was reading that watery stools could lead to death. WTF. How can diarrhea like this lead to death... they say dehydration. Really, that serious? Or maybe this is a stomach virus? I don't know - sharp pain for 30 minutes - would figure it'd be more than that.
I was moments from waking my wife up to drive me to the hospital, but I knew whatever they could do would still be an hour away at best. It turns out after 2 doses of Pepto along with 20 minutes post-Advil, it became somewhat bearable. Did you know that if you lay on your chest with your ass upward, gas usually comes out easier? That didn't work at all. I've had "watery stools" for the last couple days. I don't know why they call it stools because there is no stool... it's just bubbly water that comes out the other hole, as if I were peeing. Strange phenomenon. And it just continues throughout the day. I was reading that watery stools could lead to death. WTF. How can diarrhea like this lead to death... they say dehydration. Really, that serious? Or maybe this is a stomach virus? I don't know - sharp pain for 30 minutes - would figure it'd be more than that.
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