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Detroit Lions 2009 Schedule and new rules

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2009 Detroit Lions schedule and new rules

September
13................Taft Junior High School
20................Cub Scout Troop #101
27................ Detroit Blind Academy

October
04................ Spanish American War Vets
11................ Crippled Children's Home
18................ Eloise Mental Hospital
25.................Girl Scout Troop # 353

November
01................ Michigan Venereal Disease Clinic
08.................Fraser Boys Choir
15.................Korean Amputees
22.................National Hospital Pastorial Ministers
26.................Great Lakes Sychronized Swimming Team

SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December 08..........Grand Rapids Gay Boys Club

RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - When playing polio patients, the Lions must not disconnect knee braces.
2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Lions must not hide the football under their jerseys.

RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line. For all you Lions fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.
2 - The Lions will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
3 - The Lions will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.
4 - The Lions will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
5 - The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.

NAME CHANGE **
The Detroit Lions will be changed to the "Detroit Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.

** COACHING CHANGES **
Field goal kicker will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones.
 
Originally posted by: meltdown75
2009 Detroit Lions schedule and new rules

September
13................Taft Junior High School
20................Cub Scout Troop #101
27................ Detroit Blind Academy

October
04................ Spanish American War Vets
11................ Crippled Children's Home
18................ Eloise Mental Hospital
25.................Girl Scout Troop # 353

November
01................ Michigan Venereal Disease Clinic
08.................Fraser Boys Choir
15.................Korean Amputees
22.................National Hospital Pastorial Ministers
26.................Great Lakes Sychronized Swimming Team

SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December 08..........Grand Rapids Gay Boys Club

RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - When playing polio patients, the Lions must not disconnect knee braces.
2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Lions must not hide the football under their jerseys.

RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line. For all you Lions fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.
2 - The Lions will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
3 - The Lions will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.
4 - The Lions will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
5 - The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.

NAME CHANGE **
The Detroit Lions will be changed to the "Detroit Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.

** COACHING CHANGES **
Field goal kicker will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones.
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lol
 
Originally posted by: meltdown75
2009 Detroit Lions schedule and new rules

September
13................Taft Junior High School
20................Cub Scout Troop #101
27................ Detroit Blind Academy

October
04................ Spanish American War Vets
11................ Crippled Children's Home
18................ Eloise Mental Hospital
25.................Girl Scout Troop # 353

November
01................ Michigan Venereal Disease Clinic
08.................Fraser Boys Choir
15.................Korean Amputees
22.................National Hospital Pastorial Ministers
26.................Great Lakes Sychronized Swimming Team

SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December 08..........Grand Rapids Gay Boys Club

RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - When playing polio patients, the Lions must not disconnect knee braces.
2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Lions must not hide the football under their jerseys.

RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line. For all you Lions fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.
2 - The Lions will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
3 - The Lions will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.
4 - The Lions will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
5 - The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.

NAME CHANGE **
The Detroit Lions will be changed to the "Detroit Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.

** COACHING CHANGES **
Field goal kicker will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones.
Click to expand...

Everyone that's from Michigan knows that there is no way in hell that Grand Rapids has a gay club. Way too conservative.

 
Sometimes it really is a shame that the NFL doesn't have so-called "Farm teams" or AAA leagues to call people up from.
 
Originally posted by: meltdown75

NAME CHANGE **
The Detroit Lions will be changed to the "Detroit Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.

** COACHING CHANGES **
Field goal kicker will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones.
Click to expand...

This part > the whole long thing
 
Originally posted by: meltdown75
2009 Detroit Lions schedule and new rules

September
13................Taft Junior High School
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Kids these days are pretty fat. Im thinking the Lions are going down.
 
Originally posted by: meltdown75
Originally posted by: SunnyD
Sometimes it really is a shame that the NFL doesn't have so-called "Farm teams" or AAA leagues to call people up from.
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they should just call up CFL players 😛
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Can't we just give Detroit to the CFL?
 
Originally posted by: SunnyD
Originally posted by: meltdown75
Originally posted by: SunnyD
Sometimes it really is a shame that the NFL doesn't have so-called "Farm teams" or AAA leagues to call people up from.
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they should just call up CFL players 😛
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Can't we just give Detroit to the CFL?
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This makes sense, with it being so close to the border 🙂
I'm sure the rest of the NFL won't mind.
 
Originally posted by: meltdown75
2009 Detroit Lions schedule and new rules



RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - When playing polio patients, the Lions must not disconnect knee braces.
2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Lions must not hide the football under their jerseys.
Click to expand...


This doesn't even make any sense. Why would you hide a football anywhere when playing against blind people? They can't see it just as well if you're holding it in your hand as if it was stuffed in your shirt.

I give this post a 4/10
 
Originally posted by: Slick5150
Originally posted by: meltdown75
2009 Detroit Lions schedule and new rules



RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - When playing polio patients, the Lions must not disconnect knee braces.
2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Lions must not hide the football under their jerseys.
Click to expand...


This doesn't even make any sense. Why would you hide a football anywhere when playing against blind people? They can't see it just as well if you're holding it in your hand as if it was stuffed in your shirt.

I give this post a 4/10
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i just copied and pasted from a forwarded email *shrug*

i give your face 0/10
 
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