Detective Lee

[SilverTorch]

A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous
Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while
he was gone. A few days later, he received this report:

YOU LEAVE HOUSE.
I WATCH HOUSE.
HE COME TO HOUSE.
I WATCH.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE.
I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO INTO HOTEL.
I CLIMB TREE.
I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE.
SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE.
SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE.
SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME.
I FALL OFF TREE.
I NOT SEE.
NO FEE,
CHEN LEE

 

[b0mbrman]

Heh...just to be clear, we don't really talk like that

A couple of us understand pronouns, articles, and subject-verb agreement

 

[CRXican]

funny

 

[Xionide]

lol

 

[vtecluder]

Originally posted by: SilverTorch
A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous
Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while
he was gone. A few days later, he received this report:

YOU LEAVE HOUSE.
I WATCH HOUSE.
HE COME TO HOUSE.
I WATCH.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE.
I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO INTO HOTEL.
I CLIMB TREE.
I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE.
SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE.
SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE.
SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME.
I FALL OFF TREE.
I NOT SEE.
NO FEE,
CHEN LEE

LMFAO

 

[andylawcc]

bleh. 6/10

 

[fs5]

2/10

 

[T3C]

lol

 

[Darthvoy]

Me want more than bang! bang! bang!

 

[edro]

Wow... I actually LOLed at that.

 

[SilverTorch]

of all the people that could have sent me that joke, it was my dad that I got it from

 

[Plasdom]

I m actually still laughing