Despite being a short, stocky, slow-witted balding man; George Costanza sure did get a lot of @55

[NFS4]

How'd he do it?:Q

 

[BigKev]

It's called the $20 bluelight special.

Not to mention, he had some pretty damn good contacts over at Mik Stucco.

 

[Ranger X]

Some of them weren't too bad either. He has a way of charming women without really having the charm.

 

[iamme]

"if you take my entire life and compress it into one day....it looks decent!"

 

[MrBond]

There were some really good George-related episodes on tonight. "The Abstinence" and "The Strike" (the festivus episode).

Portuguese waitress

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: MrBond
There were some really good George-related episodes on tonight. "The Abstinence" and "The Strike" (the festivus episode).

Portuguese waitress

Yeah, I just watched "The Abstinence"

Winnie the........
Pooh
Poooooooooohooooooooooooooooo
Winnie the Pooh
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[bleeb]

You have to remember the probabilities....

How many people are in NY?

He has a great job.

He has cool friends.

Given the number of people in NY, divide that by two to get the female population and there you go. It's a big City and lots of single women. George is BOUND to get at least a few.

 

[dolph]

Originally posted by: bleeb
You have to remember the probabilities.... How many people are in NY? He has a great job. He has cool friends. Given the number of people in NY, divide that by two to get the female population and there you go. It's a big City and lots of single women. George is BOUND to get at least a few.

true... but i also think it was because THE WRITERS WROTE SHOWS GIVING HIM A LOT OF WOMEN, because it's A FAKE, FICTIONAL TV SHOW.

 

[Gravity]

In reality, are women really that hard up and gullible?

 

[TheNinja]

you forgot "slow-witted" in your title. As in "short, stocky, slow-witted, bald man"

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Staley8
you forgot "slow-witted" in your title. As in "short, stocky, slow-witted, bald man"

Fixed

 

[polypterus]

"My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

Best pickup line ever.

 

[bleeb]

Originally posted by: dolph

Originally posted by: bleeb
You have to remember the probabilities.... How many people are in NY? He has a great job. He has cool friends. Given the number of people in NY, divide that by two to get the female population and there you go. It's a big City and lots of single women. George is BOUND to get at least a few.

true... but i also think it was because THE WRITERS WROTE SHOWS GIVING HIM A LOT OF WOMEN, because it's A FAKE, FICTIONAL TV SHOW.

touche! hehehe

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: dolph

Originally posted by: bleeb
You have to remember the probabilities.... How many people are in NY? He has a great job. He has cool friends. Given the number of people in NY, divide that by two to get the female population and there you go. It's a big City and lots of single women. George is BOUND to get at least a few.

true... but i also think it was because THE WRITERS WROTE SHOWS GIVING HIM A LOT OF WOMEN, because it's A FAKE, FICTIONAL TV SHOW.

LOL. Damn you gave the same response I was going to.

 

[mpitts]

George has all the game.