Desperate "mother" in crisis at christianforums.com

gamepad

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Jul 28, 2005
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Hmm, I take sleep pills and have anal pain as well... I'm gonna kill my room mate.
 

OVERKILL

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That's probably a joke but if it's not, the mother needs to get her act together and call the cops and get her son some much needed help.

A 16yr old who molested his mom. WTF.
 

legoman666

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Originally posted by: gamepad
Hmm, I take sleep pills and have anal pain as well... I'm gonna kill my room mate.

where's the shifty eyes emoticon when you need it...
 

LtPage1

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That thread makes Richard Dawkins cry. I second the need for a call to someone, the police or social services.
 

PottedMeat

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LOL it made me think of this bash.org classic:

#1730 +(7051)- [X]

<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
<Celestya> i dont think so
<Mikkel> Wanna go camping?

 

Baked

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Dec 28, 2004
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LOL, can't... stop... laughing... I hope that whole site's a parody...
 

Born2bwire

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Originally posted by: venkman
Why read a site that has such idiotic posts such as:

Link (NSFW)

"To the glory of God that this post has been approved!"

WTF? HAHAHHAhahahahahahahahahhaahah.

"I have a problem. My boyfriend gets aroused every single time we talk! I am terrified he's going to lose his soul over lust. I don't know what to do."

I'm with Baked on this one.
 

chusteczka

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She needs to introduce her son to the joys of lubrication.

One issue that really bothers me is the prevalent advice to "get professional help" or to "see a psychiatrist". With such advice, people lose the ability to solve problems on their own. Additionally, such "professional help" is most often unqualified even if certified, and are no better than if the person addressed their issues on their own. What bothers me the most about it though, is that taking such an issue to "the police or social services" takes the issue outside of the home and gives others control over the family's life and happiness. Once that call is made, the family gives the decision making process over to the "police or social services". Thereby losing control over their own lives.

There is rarely a sufficient reason to elevate problems beyond the current structure, such as making a family problem public or taking a workplace issue to a higher management level. If it happens in the family, then you keep it in the family. There is no reason to get others involved, just fix it yourself and move on.
 

rikadik

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Originally posted by: venkman
Why read a site that has such idiotic posts such as:

Link (NSFW)

From the thread you posted:

WARNING! Masturbation can lead you to Homosexuality!!

This was a shocking fact: masturbation can sometimes encourage sexual feelings with the same gender.

This means that ~99% of ATOTers must be raving homosexuals! :Q




(Actually, nvm, that makes a lot of sense)
 

ed21x

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Originally posted by: PottedMeat
LOL it made me think of this bash.org classic:

#1730 +(7051)- [X]

<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
<Celestya> i dont think so
<Mikkel> Wanna go camping?

That was amazing.
 

legoman666

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Originally posted by: Born2bwire
Originally posted by: venkman
Why read a site that has such idiotic posts such as:

Link (NSFW)

"To the glory of God that this post has been approved!"

WTF? HAHAHHAhahahahahahahahahhaahah.

"I have a problem. My boyfriend gets aroused every single time we talk! I am terrified he's going to lose his soul over lust. I don't know what to do."

I'm with Baked on this one.

"There are two types of people in this world, people who masturbate, and liars."

I thought that was from Bash, but I couldn't find it.
 

Fenixgoon

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Originally posted by: rikadik
Originally posted by: venkman
Why read a site that has such idiotic posts such as:

Link (NSFW)

From the thread you posted:

WARNING! Masturbation can lead you to Homosexuality!!

This was a shocking fact: masturbation can sometimes encourage sexual feelings with the same gender.

This means that ~99% of ATOTers must be raving homosexuals! :Q




(Actually, nvm, that makes a lot of sense)

i got to that part and started :laugh:ing

i mean, the poster makes *no* attempt at a rational argument, use of the bible or not. i can't give the person any credibility with that in mind. if you're going to make an argument, at least make a good, rational one that people can understand, even if they don't agree with it.


oh, and it gets better with his response to his own post....

I hope everyone would consider making this a permanent post. NO, it is not because I want to brag on how much I know about this topic.....

yeah, i'm sure you know lots about masturbation and sex :laugh:

people crack me up!!!!