~~~~~~~~Desperate Ladies *MUST READ*!!!~~~~~~~~~

[ltk007]

How to get some-----


1) Go to bar, club, any other well populated area
2) Bend over, stick ass in air
3) Howl (ie rooorrrrwww)


If it works for cats in heat, I'm sure some slow witted guy will catch on in seconds. Note that you must be extremely drunk to pull this off successfully. Also note, men should not try this unless they are in a gay bar and looking for other men.

One final addendum, I have never tried this, but certain females who shall remain nameless say their cousins report success with this highly advanced technique.

 

[SSP]

ltk speaks with experience. You should listen to him.

 

[Czar]

hmmm, I´m sure ltk007 went to this bar....... *tries to remember the name from Police Academy*

 

[Windogg]

Blue Oyster?

 

[BiggieN]

i believe it was Le blue Oyster...

 

[Lord Evermore]

I think you've made the process far longer than necessary.

First off, you've implied there's such a thing as a desperate woman who can't get some on demand.

Second, if there were such a beast, all she'd need to do is pass through the door of the bar, no need to take any further action other than choose the least sloppy drunk.

 

[Yeeny]

RRROOOOWWWWWRRRR

Is that right?

Desperate, who me? Why are you all looking at me like that.....

 

[ltk007]

I call that one *points at GF*

 

[SSP]

Too bad. Finders keepers.