Desert Island: Women Vs Sandwich

cw42

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if u kno ur gonna get stuck on the island, and have no chance for rescue... there's no point in the 10 sandwiches. u just get an extra few days to rott while eating some crappy sandwiches. might as well take the 10 women! :)

edit: plus when you're done with them u got meat from all 10! ;)
 
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Originally posted by: cw42
if u kno ur gonna get stuck on the island, and have no chance for rescue... there's no point in the 10 sandwiches. u just get an extra few days to rott while eating some crappy sandwiches. might as well take the 10 women! :)

OK I changed my mind
 

chambersc

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1 woman 10 sammiches...best of both worlds: manogamy (sp?) and food to last for a while.
 

jagec

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With 10 sandwiches, you might be able to stave off starvation long enough to kill a wild boar. Plus, you're only feeding 2 people. 10 women/1 sandwich is dumb. Unless those women all have the ability to get you a sammich from somewhere else?
 

scottish144

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Originally posted by: chambersc
1 woman 10 sammiches...best of both worlds: manogamy (sp?) and food to last for a while.

With no water, you die in 2 days. If the sandwich has lettuce or tomatoes or something else moist, you may be able to get enough to survive another day. Put it this way: 3 days of sex with Jessica Alba, or 2 days of sex with 10 ATOT members' grandmothers.
 

essasin

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Originally posted by: scottish144
Originally posted by: chambersc
1 woman 10 sammiches...best of both worlds: manogamy (sp?) and food to last for a while.

With no water, you die in 2 days. If the sandwich has lettuce or tomatoes or something else moist, you may be able to get enough to survive another day. Put it this way: 3 days of sex with Jessica Alba, or 2 days of sex with 10 ATOT members' grandmothers.


Whats to say it won't be 3 days from a grandma ahd 2 days of sex with the sport illustrated models
 

herkulease

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Originally posted by: cw42
if u kno ur gonna get stuck on the island, and have no chance for rescue... there's no point in the 10 sandwiches. u just get an extra few days to rott while eating some crappy sandwiches. might as well take the 10 women! :)

edit: plus when you're done with them u got meat from all 10! ;)

Exactly what I'm thinking.

if all 10 women want you, sleep with chick #1, sucker the other 9 into kill chick #1 to eat, she'll last you some time. then on to chick #2 when you've finish eating chick #1, repeat process.
 

chiwawa626

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Originally posted by: scottish144
Originally posted by: chambersc
1 woman 10 sammiches...best of both worlds: manogamy (sp?) and food to last for a while.

With no water, you die in 2 days. If the sandwich has lettuce or tomatoes or something else moist, you may be able to get enough to survive another day. Put it this way: 3 days of sex with Jessica Alba, or 2 days of sex with 10 ATOT members' grandmothers.

Thats odd, last time I didn't drink water for 2 days - I didn't die.
 

Crescent13

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1 woman 10 sandwitches. I think it would be a little weird having 10 women swarming around you all the time, and i <3 sandwitches. 1 woman would be enough.
 

scottish144

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Originally posted by: chiwawa626
Originally posted by: scottish144
Originally posted by: chambersc
1 woman 10 sammiches...best of both worlds: manogamy (sp?) and food to last for a while.

With no water, you die in 2 days. If the sandwich has lettuce or tomatoes or something else moist, you may be able to get enough to survive another day. Put it this way: 3 days of sex with Jessica Alba, or 2 days of sex with 10 ATOT members' grandmothers.

Thats odd, last time I didn't drink water for 2 days - I didn't die.


2 days, without water, in hot weather, in the sun, doing exhausting activites? :D
 

PingSpike

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Originally posted by: jagec
With 10 sandwiches, you might be able to stave off starvation long enough to kill a wild boar. Plus, you're only feeding 2 people. 10 women/1 sandwich is dumb. Unless those women all have the ability to get you a sammich from somewhere else?

So...what does the wild boar eat on this desert island? Does he eat the sand or the stones? :p
 

Lenine

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Originally posted by: chiwawa626
Originally posted by: scottish144
Originally posted by: chambersc
1 woman 10 sammiches...best of both worlds: manogamy (sp?) and food to last for a while.

With no water, you die in 2 days. If the sandwich has lettuce or tomatoes or something else moist, you may be able to get enough to survive another day. Put it this way: 3 days of sex with Jessica Alba, or 2 days of sex with 10 ATOT members' grandmothers.

Thats odd, last time I didn't drink water for 2 days - I didn't die.


Maybe your brain is small enough that it doesn't require that much water?
 

xSkyDrAx

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Originally posted by: PingSpike
Originally posted by: jagec
With 10 sandwiches, you might be able to stave off starvation long enough to kill a wild boar. Plus, you're only feeding 2 people. 10 women/1 sandwich is dumb. Unless those women all have the ability to get you a sammich from somewhere else?

So...what does the wild boar eat on this desert island? Does he eat the sand or the stones? :p

He eats/licks the fungus/moss of the rocks. DuR. Have you not seen that one simpson's episode?