describe the most awkward situation you can think of

[brianmanahan]

it can be real or it can be theoretical

not long ago i accidentally walked into the womens bathroom at the mall, that was bad enough, but to make it worse there were 3 women in there who i happened to know from work, now they wont let me live it down

 

[shortylickens]

Waking up in the middle of a KKK meeting with a big black tranny buried in my ass.

 

[Newbian]

Dropping the soap.

 

[brianmanahan]

Dropping the soap.

i have never understood what that means

 

[Iron Woode]

a long time ago, I had just started dating my GF. It was our 3rd date and I decided to show her off to my friends where we all hung out. I should mention that I was very nervous.

Unbeknownst to me, a girl that I had met 2 months before was there and she was a little drunk. My friend called me over and I told my GF to wait a minute while I went to see what he wanted. Well, that girl came out and shouted my name and then gave me a big hug while my GF watched. I was shocked and just stood there not moving. After that I went back to my GF and she was mad. I explained everything to her and she understood.

That was one very awkward moment.

 

[Maximilian]

None of you can beat David Brent for pure cringe-worthy awkwardness :awe:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T-tgiHMr28&list=PLO-wxIy9sHyZ0qOHYmScUxpSAWim6pWZ5

UK office for those that don't know.

 

[her209]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt2i0ts-uck#t=5s

Awkward for the girl.

 

[mistercrabby]

I was on a date and wanted to buy the girl a rose from a kiosk we passed while walking. I reached into my pocket to get my bills and when I pulled out my hand, the three pack of rubbers I'd bought before I picked her up flipped out and landed at her feet.

 

[WelshBloke]

None of you can beat David Brent for pure cringe-worthy awkwardness :awe:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T-tgiHMr28&list=PLO-wxIy9sHyZ0qOHYmScUxpSAWim6pWZ5

UK office for those that don't know.

So painful to watch. :biggrin:

 

[Mixolydian]

Too many. I've had lots of 'em, cause i'm a fucking MORON!

 

[kyrax12]

I was on a date and wanted to buy the girl a rose from a kiosk we passed while walking. I reached into my pocket to get my bills and when I pulled out my hand, the three pack of rubbers I'd bought before I picked her up flipped out and landed at her feet.

Did you still get to smash?

 

[mistercrabby]

A gentleman never tells. (-:

Actually she thought it was hysterical, and I'm sure the expression on my face added to her amusement.

 

[spaceman]

bEING BEFORE THE EYES OF GOD111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

 

[WelshBloke]

I remember this time I was slightly buzzed walking through the park and I met this fine lady.

Anyway we started chatting and she was witty and hot, I can't remember exactly what we talked about or quite what she looked like, but I'm pretty sure that I must have been awesomely charming a hottie like her wouldn't normally fall for me so quickly.

Things were getting pretty romantic so we found a secluded spot away from the crowds. Things just got hotter.

Anyways fuck my luck but there was some sort of cycle cop training day. Guess it must have been the day they got to take off their training wheels and must have been 50 or so of the buggers came crashing into the area.

They were pretty cool about ruining the mood, but yeah it was hard to carry on after that.

Weird thing was this odd woman with a head like a thumb kept trying to talk to me the next day when they let me out of the jail. Couldnt find my hottie anywhere. Guess she was just too embarrassed by the whole affair. :\

 

[her209]

I remember this time I was slightly buzzed walking through the park and I met this fine lady.

Anyway we started chatting and she was witty and hot, I can't remember exactly what we talked about or quite what she looked like, but I'm pretty sure that I must have been awesomely charming a hottie like her wouldn't normally fall for me so quickly.

Things were getting pretty romantic so we found a secluded spot away from the crowds. Things just got hotter.

Anyways fuck my luck but there was some sort of cycle cop training day. Guess it must have been the day they got to take off their training wheels and must have been 50 or so of the buggers came crashing into the area.

They were pretty cool about ruining the mood, but yeah it was hard to carry on after that.

Weird thing was this odd woman with a head like a thumb kept trying to talk to me the next day when they let me out of the jail. Couldnt find my hottie anywhere. Guess she was just too embarrassed by the whole affair. :\

"Officer. I swear she looked 18!"

 

[WelshBloke]

"Officer. I swear she looked 18!"

Pretty certain she looked older than 18.

 

[Broheim]

I remember this time I was slightly buzzed walking through the park and I met this fine lady.

Anyway we started chatting and she was witty and hot, I can't remember exactly what we talked about or quite what she looked like, but I'm pretty sure that I must have been awesomely charming a hottie like her wouldn't normally fall for me so quickly.

Things were getting pretty romantic so we found a secluded spot away from the crowds. Things just got hotter.

Anyways fuck my luck but there was some sort of cycle cop training day. Guess it must have been the day they got to take off their training wheels and must have been 50 or so of the buggers came crashing into the area.

They were pretty cool about ruining the mood, but yeah it was hard to carry on after that.

Weird thing was this odd woman with a head like a thumb kept trying to talk to me the next day when they let me out of the jail. Couldnt find my hottie anywhere. Guess she was just too embarrassed by the whole affair. :\

7/10, it was probably only good for a 6/10 but I gave you an extra point since you bagged a poster. or maybe you didn't bag him, now I'm confused.

 

[Attic]

Shafted wearing board shorts and shit hit the floor. Yes people noticed.

Wasn't funny awkward, was a terrible hide your children type.

 

[Wyndru]

For me it's whenever staff gets fired or a student gets suspended because of some dumb shit they did on our network, and I'm required to be at the meeting confronting the person to present the evidence. Luckily it's only happened 3 times, and at my new job we aren't required to do this...so hopefully that will be an awkward moment I won't ever have to deal with again.

 

[JoetheLion]

Once in a high school, we were having German language in a class that was locked, so we had to wait for the teacher and she was always coming late. So once, my friend got an idea and persuaded me to hide inside a locker and when the second friend, who was late will come, he will give me a signal by coughing, so I would jump out of the locker to scare him. Well, my friend was a douche, because he told the second friend the plan and coughed when our science teacher was walking around my hiding place. So I jumped out of the locker doing "waaaaah" sounds and almost crashing into her (she was almost 60, small and fat). She didn't even blink, just gave me a quick cold look and asked me "if I'm allright" with a face saying something like "this happens to me every once in a while". I just mumbled that I'm sorry and she went off like nothing happened. At that time, it was horribly awkward for me.

 

[WT]

True story ... I was walking thru the secretaries area to get to my desk on the lower floor of the building. Along that route is the mens and womens bathrooms. Just as I walk by the womens, a young girl (I'd guess maybe 12-13) pops out the door heading to her Mom's office at the end of that hall. She dropped something she was carrying, and if you know me, I am ALWAYS a gentleman, holding a door or offering to help carry a heavy load ...

As I bend over to instinctively pick up whatever she's dropped, I am just a few inches away from picking it up when I realize in absolute horror that it was her PANTIES !! She was changing from school attire into a swimsuit to go to swimming, so I did the unthinkable ... I picked them up and handed them to her.

OMG, talk about awkward once I realized what I had just done. I knew she wouldn't tell her Mom, but I knew I was NEVER going to help ANYONE if they dropped something in front of me again. Screw it, it's yours, you pick it up.



Ohh, and they were white satin with a colorful floral print pattern on them ... very nice ! PEDO !!!

 

[KeithTalent]

Yeah I accidentally walked into the Women's at IKEA a week or so ago. I think I scared one lady when I yelled "holy shit" and ran back out in shame. Ugh, hate that feeling.

KT

 

[Theb]

I remember this time I was slightly buzzed walking through the park and I met this fine lady.

Anyway we started chatting and she was witty and hot, I can't remember exactly what we talked about or quite what she looked like, but I'm pretty sure that I must have been awesomely charming a hottie like her wouldn't normally fall for me so quickly.

Things were getting pretty romantic so we found a secluded spot away from the crowds. Things just got hotter.

Anyways fuck my luck but there was some sort of cycle cop training day. Guess it must have been the day they got to take off their training wheels and must have been 50 or so of the buggers came crashing into the area.

They were pretty cool about ruining the mood, but yeah it was hard to carry on after that.

Weird thing was this odd woman with a head like a thumb kept trying to talk to me the next day when they let me out of the jail. Couldnt find my hottie anywhere. Guess she was just too embarrassed by the whole affair. :\

Well done.

True story ... I was walking thru the secretaries area to get to my desk on the lower floor of the building. Along that route is the mens and womens bathrooms. Just as I walk by the womens, a young girl (I'd guess maybe 12-13) pops out the door heading to her Mom's office at the end of that hall. She dropped something she was carrying, and if you know me, I am ALWAYS a gentleman, holding a door or offering to help carry a heavy load ...

As I bend over to instinctively pick up whatever she's dropped, I am just a few inches away from picking it up when I realize in absolute horror that it was her PANTIES !! She was changing from school attire into a swimsuit to go to swimming, so I did the unthinkable ... I picked them up and handed them to her.

OMG, talk about awkward once I realized what I had just done. I knew she wouldn't tell her Mom, but I knew I was NEVER going to help ANYONE if they dropped something in front of me again. Screw it, it's yours, you pick it up.



Ohh, and they were white satin with a colorful floral print pattern on them ... very nice ! PEDO !!!

Somehow that line is creepier than when you describe the panties.

 

[JoetheLion]

Yeah I accidentally walked into the Women's at IKEA a week or so ago. I think I scared one lady when I yelled "holy shit" and ran back out in shame. Ugh, hate that feeling.

KT

That reminds me how I was in a bar and really needed to piss. So I went to the bathroom, relieved myself of the burden and when I was going to wash my hands two wild women appeared. I gave them a hard look and one mumbled "erm sorry, wrong bathroom" and then they awkwardly walked out. I washed my hands, came out and looked at the door sign: "women".

 

[Chapbass]

True story ... I was walking thru the secretaries area to get to my desk on the lower floor of the building. Along that route is the mens and womens bathrooms. Just as I walk by the womens, a young girl (I'd guess maybe 12-13) pops out the door heading to her Mom's office at the end of that hall. She dropped something she was carrying, and if you know me, I am ALWAYS a gentleman, holding a door or offering to help carry a heavy load ...

As I bend over to instinctively pick up whatever she's dropped, I am just a few inches away from picking it up when I realize in absolute horror that it was her PANTIES !! She was changing from school attire into a swimsuit to go to swimming, so I did the unthinkable ... I picked them up and handed them to her.

OMG, talk about awkward once I realized what I had just done. I knew she wouldn't tell her Mom, but I knew I was NEVER going to help ANYONE if they dropped something in front of me again. Screw it, it's yours, you pick it up.



Ohh, and they were white satin with a colorful floral print pattern on them ... very nice ! PEDO !!!

This made me lol pretty good.