Derek Jeter: man-whore or luckiest SOB

[madoka]

IMHO, he's better off with Alba or Johansson as starting pitcher.

 

[Jimzz]

Herpes... all have herpes now. And a gift basket.

http://nypost.com/2011/12/13/jeter-gives-autograph-swag-to-one-night-stands/

 

[Krazy4Real]

Lucky SOB

 

[Newell Steamer]

Herpes herpes, bo-berpes, banana, fana fo-ferpes -- her-pes.

 

[dbk]

Wow that just cant be beat in this generation of famous. FTW lucky SOB

 

[TridenT]

Wow that just cant be beat in this generation of famous. FTW lucky SOB

For reals. I didn't even think what he has done is possible.

 

[blackdogdeek]

Biel probably has the best arm.

 

[z1ggy]

Wow he tagged all those chicks? Holy shiz. Plus I'm sure tons of other non celeb hotties in the NYC area.

 

[drbrock]

Minka Alba and Biel have to be his star players. I like how Tyra Banks is the DH. She doesn't even belong on the field lol.

 

[QueBert]

Wow he tagged all those chicks? Holy shiz. Plus I'm sure tons of other non celeb hotties in the NYC area.

No doubt he sex0red most, but a few he just dated with no sex. He broke up with Mariah because she wouldn't fuck him.

 

[clamum]

Jordana Brewster <3

 

[Oyeve]

Herpes... all have herpes now. And a gift basket.

http://nypost.com/2011/12/13/jeter-gives-autograph-swag-to-one-night-stands/

Too bad his autographs aint worth shit.

 

[zinfamous]

It's good to be the king

 

[z1ggy]

No doubt he sex0red most, but a few he just dated with no sex. He broke up with Mariah because she wouldn't fuck him.

I assume Lima was one of them. Read she was a virgin up until marriage. She was a good little catholic girl.

Funny about the gift basket though. I heard he banged a chick, gift basket'ed her.. Then months later, tagged her again and re-basket'ed her as if he's pounded so many vags he didn't even remember her. Major lulz

 

[ElFenix]

Wow that just cant be beat in this generation of famous. FTW lucky SOB

john mayer has a word to say about that.

 

[dr150]

Biel probably has the best arm.

No doubt. Look at those guns.

She better learn to control that grip strumph.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Gotta get Carey in as catcher, she's kinda beefy these days. Replace her in left with Minka so we get to watch her run without catchers gear.

 

[Mai72]

Anandtechers have a word to say about that.

Fixed it for ya. :awe:

 

[QueBert]

john mayer has a word to say about that.

Mayer is a man whore but he doesn't hold a candle to Jeter.

Jeter
-----
Alba - YES PLEASE!
Mariah - WTF YES
Tyra - Sure why not.
Vanessa Millano - most definitely

Mayer
------

Taylor Swift - ugh, ugh ugh!
Camron Diaz - no thanks
Minka Kelly - Jeter's extremely sloppy seconds
Miley Cyrus - PLEASE GOD NO!


Mayer might have quantity but lacks quality, even still that's a moot point seeing how Jeter easily hulk smashes him in both quantity and quality.

 

[lupi]

Yes

 

[Pocatello]

Wow, Sam Malone was a fictional character, Derek Jeter is the real deal. Much respect for the guy.

 

[ElFenix]

Mayer is a man whore but he doesn't hold a candle to Jeter.

Jeter
-----
Alba - YES PLEASE!
Mariah - WTF YES
Tyra - Sure why not.
Vanessa Millano - most definitely

Mayer
------

Taylor Swift - ugh, ugh ugh!
Camron Diaz - no thanks
Minka Kelly - Jeter's extremely sloppy seconds
Miley Cyrus - PLEASE GOD NO!


Mayer might have quantity but lacks quality, even still that's a moot point seeing how Jeter easily hulk smashes him in both quantity and quality.

I saw reports that mayer had minka first

 

[stlc8tr]

Minka Alba and Biel have to be his star players. I like how Tyra Banks is the DH. She doesn't even belong on the field lol.

I never understood all the slobbering for Biel. Decent but ordinary.

Tyra was pretty damn hot in her day.

Different strokes, I suppose.

 

[Jeffg010]

Mayer is a man whore but he doesn't hold a candle to Jeter.

Jeter
-----
Alba - YES PLEASE!
Mariah - WTF YES
Tyra - Sure why not.
Vanessa Millano - most definitely

Mayer
------

Taylor Swift - ugh, ugh ugh!
Camron Diaz - no thanks
Minka Kelly - Jeter's extremely sloppy seconds
Miley Cyrus - PLEASE GOD NO!


Mayer might have quantity but lacks quality, even still that's a moot point seeing how Jeter easily hulk smashes him in both quantity and quality.

Mayer also tagged Katy Perry, Jennifer Aniston a young Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Mayer
http://www.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_1258/john-mayer/

Jeter
http://www.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_706/derek-jeter/

 

[Fritzo]

His name kind of sounds like an STD.

"Damn it...that guy gave me jeter!"