Denver airport is full of dicks

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guyver01

guyver01

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omg... many of it is a FAR stretch of the imagination.

You know what they say... you go looking for dicks.. you're gonna find dick.
 
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crownjules

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I like how he mentions that Pagans worshipped the phallus because it's a symbol of life. It makes sense. But then Christians can't because it's satanic. No other reason, it's just that the penis shape is apparently satanic.
 
coldmeat

coldmeat

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crownjules said:
I like how he mentions that Pagans worshipped the phallus because it's a symbol of life. It makes sense. But then Christians can't because it's satanic. No other reason, it's just that the penis shape is apparently satanic.
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But don't they believe we are made in God's image? So God has a devil dick too?
 
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OCGuy

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crownjules said:
I like how he mentions that Pagans worshipped the phallus because it's a symbol of life. It makes sense. But then Christians can't because it's satanic. No other reason, it's just that the penis shape is apparently satanic.
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So the cross couldn't actually kinda look like a sword fight in the Denver International bathroom if you squint in poor light? :p
 
Gooberlx2

Gooberlx2

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May 4, 2001
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I don't know anyone who likes it. If they'd at least turn off the fucking glowing eyes, it wouldn't look like it belongs in the apocalypse club.
 
zinfamous

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I got to admit, the footprint of the airport, as he shows it, sure looks like giant cockandballs.

:awe:
 
guyver01

guyver01

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zinfamous said:
I got to admit, the footprint of the airport, as he shows it, sure looks like giant cockandballs.

:awe:
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except the dude has no idea what he's talking about.. it's not the "baggage handling area" ... it's the highway approach and parking structures...


denver-international-airport_(DEN)_parking_map.gif
 
zinfamous

zinfamous

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guyver01 said:
except the dude has no idea what he's talking about.. it's not the "baggage handling area" ... it's the highway approach and parking structures...


denver-international-airport_%28DEN%29_parking_map.gif
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dude.

clearly there's a lot of baggage being handled in that area.
 
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Numenorean

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OMG....he took a picture of the evil horse....he has unleashed doom!

That thing is so freaky at night - glowing red eyes...rofl.
 
skyking

skyking

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Nov 21, 2001
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Soon enough, he'll be caught toe tapping in the Denver airport restroom.
 
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Blieb

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I never saw both of his hands at once -- totally jerkin' it.

But also, let's be honest. None of those are phallic. They aren't drooping nor curved.
 
Whoozyerdaddy

Whoozyerdaddy

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OMGLOLWTF!!! Watching some of his other videos now. Haaahahahahaha... You won't be raptured if you use birth control. NO WONDER the rapture failed on 5/21. There was nobody to rapture!
 
zinfamous

zinfamous

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thefuck? how long has that horse been there?

I've never noticed it. :\

I haven't been to Denver since ~2007.
 
CPA

CPA

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Blieb said:
I never saw both of his hands at once -- totally jerkin' it.

But also, let's be honest. None of those are phallic. They aren't drooping nor curved.
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that penguin thing, with the sign and the bird that makes a vagina outline is pretty compelling though.
 
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