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chrisms

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Dentists suck. They fooled me into thinking I needed braces for 2 years, then after that I was foolish enough to trust them enough to take my wisdom teeth out. Now the side of my face is in constant pain because that bastard dentist took some pliars and ripped my tooth out for $1000, and then sent me on my way. Now I have a gaping whole inthe back of my mouth and no more oxycodone.

If you're a dentist I hope tonight, when you're eating dinner, you choke... just a little bit.
 
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chrisms

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Originally posted by: Random Variable
but some of them have hot dental assistants who perform free handjobs
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I never said I didn't like dental assistants... although I've never got this benefit you speak of
 
YOyoYOhowsDAjello

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Originally posted by: Random Variable
but some of them have hot dental assistants who perform free handjobs
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:( the best I've ever gotten is breast pushed up against head while working on braces
 
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CptFarlow

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Lol, I once went for a regular checkup when I was about....14. All of a sudden after looking at my teeth he says, "You need to have 7 teeth pulled."

An hour later I walked out and could eat real food for two weeks. The next dentist I went to asked me when I had my last visit. I told him it was about a year ago, and told him about the 7 teeth pulled. He could not believe why that dentist did it. He said it didnt make any sense whatsoever.

Oh well, just glad they are good now.
 
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Frodolives

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I was duped into passing along an urban legend?! darn! Well it's not like I had it in for dentists. One of my best friends in Detroit was a dentist :)
 
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JASANITY

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A lady dental assistant used to massage my arm when i would get novicane injections. It calmed me down a bit I must say. And I'm sure she liked touching my ripped muscles.
 
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RbSX

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Originally posted by: JASANITY
A lady dental assistant used to massage my arm when i would get novicane injections. It calmed me down a bit I must say. And I'm sure she liked touching my ripped muscles.
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:roll:
 
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daveshel

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You're a rabid anit-dentite! Next thing you'll be saying they should have their own schools!
 
mobobuff

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Originally posted by: CptFarlow1
Lol, I once went for a regular checkup when I was about....14. All of a sudden after looking at my teeth he says, "You need to have 7 teeth pulled."

An hour later I walked out and could eat real food for two weeks. The next dentist I went to asked me when I had my last visit. I told him it was about a year ago, and told him about the 7 teeth pulled. He could not believe why that dentist did it. He said it didnt make any sense whatsoever.

Oh well, just glad they are good now.
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I'm guessing you still had your baby teeth? So he just yanked them out to speed up the process?

I know some people who had that too.
 
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aeroguy

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Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
Originally posted by: Random Variable
but some of them have hot dental assistants who perform free handjobs
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:( the best I've ever gotten is breast pushed up against head while working on braces
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Me too during teeth cleaning last week, but she was only quasi-hot.
 
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FlyLice

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General Physician = "you have a cold, take some amoxicilan. Here is your bill: $200"

Dentist = have to dig into your dirty disgusting mouth to clean/fix/whateverelsethey do for $X

I think Dentists are worth it.
 
SarcasticDwarf

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The dentist said I needed braces as well when I was younger. My mom flipped out on him. After badgering they said I needed braces because I have ONE tooth (not even visible when smiling) that is rotated 90 degrees. Otherwise my teeth are perfectly aligned. Jackass.

My Wisdom teeth were removed, and I ran outta drugs after the second day. I had to make an emergency visit there to get more. I think the pain stopped completely after about 6 weeks (only off and on after the first week).

I sitll hate them all.
 
Nitemare

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Originally posted by: JASANITY
A pre-op dental assistant used to massage my arm when i would get novicane injections. It calmed me down a bit I must say. And I'm sure he-she liked touching my ripped muscles.
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:Q
 
FoBoT

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i had my teeth cleaned at the dentist office yesterday. the lady was real nice and they have LCD Tv's for you to watch
 
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