Denny Crane

[CFster]

Denny Crane.

That is all.

 

[compnovice]

Alzheimers owns you

 

[giantpinkbunnyhead]

What? Who? Huh?

 

[Skunkwourk]

boston legal?

 

[Sheepathon]

Trix are for kids.

 

[waggy]

heh i watched my first episode of boston legal. that was a good show! if i remember ot watch it next week i will heh

 

[anxi80]

Denny Crane: Did my client tell you that this drug is unapproved by the FDA?
Mark Harrison: Yes.
Denny Crane: Did he tell you that, ah, there could be side effects?
Mark Harrison: Yes.
Denny Crane: You were fully informed.
Mark Harrison: I was.
Denny Crane: You consented.
Mark Harrison: I did.
Denny Crane: Take it again?
Mark Harrison: Absolutely.
Denny Crane: Like the doctor?
Mark Harrison: Love him.
Denny Crane: How's your memory?
Mark Harrison: My memory's fine.
Denny Crane: What's my name?
Mark Harrison: Denny Crane.
Denny Crane: Like you mean it!
Mark Harrison: Denny Crane!
Denny Crane: What's my name?
Mark Harrison: [shouts] Denny Crane!
Denny Crane: No further questions.

 

[EvilYoda]

Alan Shore: I assure you, I keep a very clean penis.

edit: thanks Sheepathon

 

[Sheepathon]

Originally posted by: EvilYoda
Alan Shore: I assume you, I keep a very clean penis.

*assure

 

[GagHalfrunt]

To the murderer/rapist he was forced to defend: "Hope you die. Denny Crane"

 

[Falloutboy]

very funny show

 

[Vegito]

cuckoo for Coco Puffs

 

[jfall]

wasn't that on "The Practice"?

 

[13Gigatons]

Denny Crane: Judge, your old, I'm old, let's ......


anybody remember what he said ?

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: 13Gigatons
Denny Crane: Judge, your old, I'm old, let's ......


anybody remember what he said ?

i think it was something like "lets lock and load"

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Mad Cow Disease

 

[mindmaniac]

Denny to pedophile: "Sure I'll take your case" (Shoots criminal)

Yeah that's my kind of justice

 

[Falloutboy]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: 13Gigatons
Denny Crane: Judge, your old, I'm old, let's ......


anybody remember what he said ?

i think it was something like "lets lock and load"

yeah he said that alot that episode, so I'm thinking your right

 

[PlatinumGold]

Originally posted by: jfall
wasn't that on "The Practice"?

it's the spin off from the practice. alan shore came over from The Practice.

way way better show than The Practice ever was.

 

[Mill]

Memorable Quotes from
"Boston Legal" (2004)
Brad Chase: I outrank you.
Alan Shore: And I'm such a slut for authority.

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Alan Shore: Hate to extort and run.

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Denny Crane: [repeated throughout series] Denny Crane...

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Denny Crane: You hear the one about the fella who died, went to the pearly gates? St. Peter let him in. Sees a guy in a suit making a closing argument. Says, "Who's that?" St. Peter says, "Oh, that's God. Thinks he's Denny Crane."

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Denny Crane: Did my client tell you that this drug is unapproved by the FDA?
Mark Harrison: Yes.
Denny Crane: Did he tell you that, ah, there could be side effects?
Mark Harrison: Yes.
Denny Crane: You were fully informed.
Mark Harrison: I was.
Denny Crane: You consented.
Mark Harrison: I did.
Denny Crane: Take it again?
Mark Harrison: Absolutely.
Denny Crane: Like the doctor?
Mark Harrison: Love him.
Denny Crane: How's your memory?
Mark Harrison: My memory's fine.
Denny Crane: What's my name?
Mark Harrison: Denny Crane.
Denny Crane: Like you mean it!
Mark Harrison: Denny Crane!
Denny Crane: What's my name?
Mark Harrison: [shouts] Denny Crane!
Denny Crane: No further questions.

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Denny Crane: How can you ban red meat?
Dominick Ryan: Well, they've got a whole campaign, they're going to go with it. They plan to promote Summersport as the seafood capital of the world.
Denny Crane: We're carnivores. When the pilgrims landed, first thing they did was eat a few Indians.
Dominick Ryan: [Shirley and Dominick stare at him] Is there anything we can do?
Shirley Schmidt: We'll get in the media TRO.
Denny Crane: I'll argue it myself. Ban red meat. That cannot pass Constitutional mustard.
Shirley Schmidt: The word is "muster", Denny, but you're right, the law lacks condiments.

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Lori Colson: Hi. I'm Lori Colson; we haven't officially met.
Catherine Piper: Hello, dear. Catherine Piper.
Lori Colson: For the future... I don't really appreciate comments about my hair.
Catherine Piper: Oh, I'm sorry. I was just trying to make conversation. And I assumed you wouldn't want me to go anywhere near your eyebrows.

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Catherine Piper: Cookies, everyone! Nourishment is most important in the morning.
Paul Lewiston: Who is this woman?
Catherine Piper: Take two, Tara, you're a rail.
Paul Lewiston: Who is this woman?
Catherine Piper: The ones on the left have a little bran to help our older lawyers with their routine.
Paul Lewiston: Who is this woman?
Catherine Piper: I'm Catherine Piper. I'm Alan's new assistant. My, don't you have an interesting face.
Paul Lewiston: We are in the middle of a staff meeting.
Catherine Piper: No need to be snippy, dear. Especially since I come bearing treats. You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
[To Lori]
Catherine Piper: You certainly made one... with all that bleach.
Paul Lewiston: Ma'am, you will have to leave.
Catherine Piper: I'm beginning to not like you.

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Alan Shore: [to Tara] Hello, I'm a complete stranger and I'm here to pick you up.
[notices Joe]
Alan Shore: Oh, I see, there's two of us. I'll be evens, you be odds.
Joe: You got a problem?
Alan Shore: No, actually. I just saw this fair maiden here talking to a tree trunk, and since I'm an arborist I thought I could help translate.
Joe: Here's a health tip. Walk away.
Alan Shore: Why would I do that?
Tara Wilson: All right, guys.
Alan Shore: Don't be deceived by my cushy appearance.
Tara Wilson: Excuse me. I actually am with him.
Joe: I don't care. Walk away, or I lay you out.
Alan Shore: I don't mean to be a stickler, but isn't the object to lay her out?
[Joe punches Alan]
Tara Wilson: Hey!
Joe: Oh, gee, I'm sorry, I was reaching for my wallet...
Alan Shore: I see. Allow me to reach for mine.
[walks away to the other end of the bar]
Tara Wilson: Are you all right?
Alan Shore: Fine.
[to Mike and friends]
Alan Shore: Hello, big people. Sorry to intrude, but you seem rather strapping. Here's three hundred dollars. Would you be so kind as to go hit that man down there?
Mike: [laughs incredulously] Really?
Tara Wilson: Alan!
Alan Shore: There's an extra hundred if he goes down.
Mike: You're on.
Alan Shore: Make it a good one.
Tara Wilson: Oh, for God's sakes.
Alan Shore: [Mike hits Joe; fistfight ensues. Alan gives money to Mike's friend] Here's a hundred; go help your friend.
Alan Shore: [watches the fighting] Gee, seems Joe has buddies.
[passing out money to Mike's friends]
Alan Shore: One for you, one for you. I've got plenty of them. Hit him hard, now. For you, and for you...

 

[PlatinumGold]

it really amazes me that battlestar galactica seems to be more popular here than boston legal.

i just don't get it.

this show is just hilarious.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
it really amazes me that battlestar galactica seems to be more popular here than boston legal.

i just don't get it.

this show is just hilarious.

you are suprised that a sci-fi show is more popular than a comedy-drama?

 

[PlatinumGold]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
it really amazes me that battlestar galactica seems to be more popular here than boston legal.

i just don't get it.

this show is just hilarious.

you are suprised that a sci-fi show is more popular than a comedy-drama?

nope, i'm surprised that a mediocre sci fi is more popular than an exceptional comedy-drama.

 

[EvilYoda]

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
it really amazes me that battlestar galactica seems to be more popular here than boston legal.

i just don't get it.

this show is just hilarious.

you are suprised that a sci-fi show is more popular than a comedy-drama?

nope, i'm surprised that a mediocre sci fi is more popular than an exceptional comedy-drama.

I think the point is that you're surprised it's more popular here.

 

[Vegito]

too bad that hot chic left, rhona mitra... them dsl...

mitra

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