Denise Richards is heading back to the market

[conjur]

http://www.elitestv.com/pub/2005/Mar/EEN422722c0238dd.html


Grab your binaca, boys!

 

[Queasy]

I want to believe she is an actress, I really do... but she's nothing but a pretty face and boobs.

 

[Siva]

Boobs = too big

Weren't they just on the cover of some magazine as like, the perfect couple?

 

[Queasy]

Yep, in every checkout aisle for what seemed like a month.

 

[HardcoreRobot]

FALSE

they are breaking up, but only so she can be with me.
sorry, LOSERS!

 

[Fausto]

Mmmm....Charlie Sheen's sloppy seconds.

No. Thanks.

 

[hevnsnt]

Pics
Might want to check the movie Wild Things (1998)

And what Fausto said..

 

[Qwest]

she's too skinny, but i still wouldnt mind if Christmas came more than once a year.

 

[laketrout]

One down. Now for Jessica Alba... then all dreams will have come true.

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
FALSE

they are breaking up, but only so she can be with me.
sorry, LOSERS!

You can keep her.... she's not that attractive and dumber than a pile of rocks. She can't act worth a damn, and I bet she sucks in bed.

Having said that... I would definitly hit it. But afterwards she'd have to sleep on the couch.

-Max

 

[Brutuskend]

Well, that didn't take long now did it.

(I knew she wasn't over ME yet!)

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: Siva
Boobs = too big

Weren't they just on the cover of some magazine as like, the perfect couple?

HERETIC!

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Well, that didn't take long now did it.

(I knew she wasn't over ME yet!)

Too bad about the restraining order tho....

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: laketrout
One down. Now for Jessica Alba... then all dreams will have come true.

Alba's not married. She's not even engaged anymore.

Anyway, Denise Richards did Playboy last month... she's not "too big" at all. I was surprised that they weren't. Maybe Charlie didn't want her to do it!

 

[pulse8]

Originally posted by: laketrout
One down. Now for Jessica Alba... then all dreams will have come true.

I think she'll end up breaking up with that guy.

He's a director's assistant for crying out loud! I guess I just can't see her going the route of Julia Roberts and marrying some secondary entertainment guy.

 

[Vette73]

She married a party person and thought he would not cheat. HaHa

Thats like marrying the girl that "got around" and thinking she be yours forever. Same goes for the party guy, and Charlie just showed that.

PSA: Don;t marry the man-ho or slut.

 

[pulse8]

Originally posted by: Marlin1975
She married a party person and thought he would not cheat. HaHa

Thats like marrying the girl that "got around" and thinking she be yours forever. Same goes for the party guy, and Charlie just showed that.

PSA: Don;t marry the man-ho or slut.

Do you know something we don't? The article never said he cheated on her.

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: Queasy
I want to believe she is an actress, I really do... but she's nothing but a pretty face and boobs.

 

[misle]

Didn't they just have a kid? And isn't she's going to be in Playboy?

Edit: Reading the article helps. That Leno she was on must have been a re-run!

 

[Vette73]

Originally posted by: pulse8

Originally posted by: Marlin1975
She married a party person and thought he would not cheat. HaHa

Thats like marrying the girl that "got around" and thinking she be yours forever. Same goes for the party guy, and Charlie just showed that.

PSA: Don;t marry the man-ho or slut.

Do you know something we don't? The article never said he cheated on her.

OK tell me what would have to happen for a women that is 6 month preg. to file for divorce. If he hit her, it would be on a police report. So not abuse. And lets see, did charlie "get around"??

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: misle
Didn't they just have a kid? And isn't she's going to be in Playboy?

read the article and posts before you ask questions.

EDIT>> Oops I'm too late.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Queasy
I want to believe she is an actress, I really do... but she's nothing but a pretty face and boobs.

You say that like there is something wrong with that...

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Well, that didn't take long now did it.

(I knew she wasn't over ME yet!)

Too bad about the restraining order tho....

Yeah...

Didn't they just have a kid? And isn't she's going to be in Playboy?

Yes they have one kid and another on the way.

She was already IN Playboy.

 

[Ausm]

I'll pass...



Ausm

 

[pulse8]

Originally posted by: Marlin1975

Originally posted by: pulse8

Originally posted by: Marlin1975
She married a party person and thought he would not cheat. HaHa

Thats like marrying the girl that "got around" and thinking she be yours forever. Same goes for the party guy, and Charlie just showed that.

PSA: Don;t marry the man-ho or slut.

Do you know something we don't? The article never said he cheated on her.

OK tell me what would have to happen for a women that is 6 month preg. to file for divorce. If he hit her, it would be on a police report. So not abuse. And lets see, did charlie "get around"??

Oh, ok. You're ASSuming.