Denied a cheeseburger, gentleman attempts to electrocute police and K9

40Hands

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I am sure this guy is totally stable... :laugh:

A 39-year-old gentleman, clothed in boxer shorts, was arrested after punching through a plate glass window with his his fist to gain ingress to a McDonalds quick service restaurant at 3am. Police were quick to arrive on the scene, but their attempts to capture Adalberto Cardoso were foiled, because he was covered in perspiration and his own blood, making him too slippery to grip.

Police surrounded Mr. Cardoso inside the restaurant but he escaped by jumping through a broken window. Outside, Mr. Cardoso encountered a police dog, punched it in the mouth and neck, and jumped back through the broken window into the restaurant.

The police re-entered the restaurant and found Mr. Cardoso standing on top of a shake machine. As the police approached, Mr. Cardoso "began throwing handfuls of milkshake at the police and the police dog, officers allege."

When Mr. Cardoso pulled the machine from the wall, the dog attacked him and knocked him to the ground. The quick-thinking Mr. Cardoso put the shake machine's 220-volt power cord in his mouth and announced, "I'm going to kill us all." When he bit into the electrical cord, the dog and three officers received electrical shocks. Mr. Cardoso released the cord after a police officer struck him on the shoulder with a fighting baton.

Mr. Cardoso was arrested and charged with cruelty to animals, breaking and entering, assault on police officers. and resisting arrest.
 

lightpants

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Mr. Cardoso put the shake machine's 220-volt power cord in his mouth and announced, "I'm going to kill us all." When he bit into the electrical cord, the dog and three officers received electrical shocks.

Damn!!!
 

Wapp

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Wow, next time I'm resisting arrest I'll have to remember the "biting the power cable" trick.
 

So

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<quahog deaf guy>See you guys next year!</quahog deaf guy>
 

40Hands

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Originally posted by: So
<quahog deaf guy>See you guys next year!</quahog deaf guy>

You know, I was about to post that this story reminded me of that!
 

Nettles

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Originally posted by: Aflac
And the lesson for today - Don't do crack.


More than likely PCP. More women should do PCP, makes you wanna get naked:D. My uncle's a cop in Trenton, he tells me funny and disturbing stuff that all the drugs do. PCP makes you into a naked, evil Superman. LOL
 

So

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Originally posted by: Nettles
Originally posted by: Aflac
And the lesson for today - Don't do crack.


More than likely PCP. More women should do PCP, makes you wanna get naked:D. My uncle's a cop in Trenton, he tells me funny and disturbing stuff that all the drugs do. PCP makes you into a naked, evil Superman. LOL

Last time I checked, even naked, evil superman didn't wake up in the morning face down in a dumpster.
 

40Hands

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Originally posted by: Nettles
Originally posted by: Aflac
And the lesson for today - Don't do crack.


More than likely PCP. More women should do PCP, makes you wanna get naked:D. My uncle's a cop in Trenton, he tells me funny and disturbing stuff that all the drugs do. PCP makes you into a naked, evil Superman. LOL

:laugh:

PCP is definitely some fvcked up sh!t! Your tolerance for pain goes through the roof.
 

I Saw OJ

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Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: Nettles
Originally posted by: Aflac
And the lesson for today - Don't do crack.


More than likely PCP. More women should do PCP, makes you wanna get naked:D. My uncle's a cop in Trenton, he tells me funny and disturbing stuff that all the drugs do. PCP makes you into a naked, evil Superman. LOL

Last time I checked, even naked, evil superman didn't wake up in the morning face down in a dumpster.

:D

Made my morning!