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DEMON MOUSE

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schneiderguy

schneiderguy

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Today I was eating dinner when I saw some movement in my backyard. After looking at it for a while I realize its a mouse that is flopping around like its having a seizure or something. After I finished dinner I got a shovel and hit the mouse to put it out of its misery and let it continue its journey to the air conditioner in the sky. I went to go put the shovel back and get a plastic bag to put it in, but when I came back it wasn't there. *shurg*

Fast forward to a few minutes ago....

I was going to go for a walk. The sun set a while ago so it was dark outside. I opened the door, took a step outside, and I heard a crunching sound. I went back and turned on the porchlight. The light revealed that the crunching sound was me stepping on the body of the mouse I had killed earlier :Q :Q :Q

I think it is trying to kill me. What should I do?

P.S. I have dead mouse on my shoe also. 🙁
 
Originally posted by: schneiderguy
Today I was eating dinner when I saw some movement in my backyard. After looking at it for a while I realize its a mouse that is flopping around like its having a seizure or something. After I finished dinner I got a shovel and hit the mouse to put it out of its misery and let it continue its journey to the air conditioner in the sky. I went to go put the shovel back and get a plastic bag to put it in, but when I came back it wasn't there. *shurg*

Fast forward to a few minutes ago....

I was going to go for a walk. The sun set a while ago so it was dark outside. I opened the door, took a step outside, and I heard a crunching sound. I went back and turned on the porchlight. The light revealed that the crunching sound was me stepping on the body of the mouse I had killed earlier :Q :Q :Q

I think it is trying to kill me. What should I do?

P.S. I have dead mouse on my shoe also. 🙁
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You have incurred the curse of the undead zombie mouse, Place your bed in the middle of the room within an unbroken circle of salt, stay away from cheese.
 
Originally posted by: WHAMPOM
You have incurred the curse of the undead zombie mouse, Place your bed in the middle of the room within an unbroken circle of salt, stay away from cheese.
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Thanks for the tips. I did all of the above and I put minefield of mousetraps around my bed also.
 
YOU LOST KARMA POINTS MY FRIEND.

In your next life, you'll be the mouse being zonked with a turd laden shovel.
 
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