Delaware Masturbators March Against O’Donnell

[UberNeuman]

I hope the protesters can pull it off.

 

[Perknose]

Is this a joke?

O'Donnell is the joke. We're just putting up . . . stiff resistance.

HEY-OOOOOO! :biggrin:

 

[Perknose]

I hope the protesters can pull it off.

I dunno . . . there's a lot of friction in the movement.

HEY-OOOOOO! :biggrin:

 

[Moonbeam]

http://www.borowitzreport.com/2010/09/06/rabid-dog-briefly-mistaken-for-tea-party-candidate/

This one is great too. hahahahahaha

 

[Harvey]

I hope the protesters can pull it off.

My late friend, Bob Vernoff and I wrote and performed their marching song:

Can I Do It Til I need Glasses?
Words and Music by Harvey Rubens and Bob Vernoff

Verse 1:

Mama said she was alarmed,
When she caught me in the barn.
Now, you know she didn't come up from behind.

She said (Mama's voice) "That ain't the way I taught ya.
It's a good thing that I caught ya.
Don't you know, if you don't stop it, you'll go blind?

Chorus:

Can I do it 'til I need glasses?
Can I stroke my spoke, can I fiddle my twiddly-dee?
I want to do it 'til the girls start making passes,
'Til I need glasses, just let me be.

Bridge:

When I'm feeling low,
(Chorus) Where do you go?
Oooh, X-rated show.
(Chorus) Wouldn't you know!
Oooh, Down in the front row, here I go.
(Chorus) You'll be blind by the time you count to
(with heavy breathing) 1, 2, 3 .....

Chorus:

Can I do it...

Verse 2:

Papa told me man to man,
(Papa) "You'll grow hair upon your hands.
If you don't stop, you know you'll lose your mind."
Now, maybe there's something to it,
But it feels so good to do it that when they say,
(Chorus) "If you don't stop it, you'll go blind." I say,

Chorus:

Can I do it...

 

[caddlad]

K..Y does she care?

 

[her209]

I hope the protesters can pull it off.

If they can, there's a big payoff in teh end not to mention the satisfaction.

 

[Harvey]

K..Y does she care?

or...

KY... Does she care? :whiste:

 

[WhipperSnapper]

Skyrockets in flight...over O'Donnell's house.

 

[Amused]

If they can, there's a big payoff in teh end not to mention the satisfaction.

I'm sure they'll all have a happy ending.

 

[Harvey]

She's 43 and single. Her problem is obvious.

< audio joke >

She suffers from insertion loss.

< /audio joke >

Is this a joke?

She's serious. That makes her the joke.

 

[brencat]

Eating dinner in front of my computer tonight...and laughing my ass off here. Y'all are going to make me choke!

(and I'm having chicken for dinner too!)

 

[Engineer]

Choking the chicken in front of my computer tonight...and laughing my ass off here. Y'all are going to make me choke!

People like you are who this O'Donnell is against! :sneaky:

 

[GuitarDaddy]

"March of the Mastubators" sounds like a musical, or an AT meetup

 

[TheAdvocate]

I can't wait for the inevitable video of O'Donnell vigorusly slapping her clam to some japanese poop bukkake.

 

[TheFlyingSquirrel]

funny
read the title and thought Rosie O'Donnell

 

[insect9]

Won't somebody think of the (knuckle) children?!?!