Ryan

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Originally posted by: nerve
:eek:
So, How long do you last?
Do you actually last longer as you get older?

Back when I was first having sex, a friend told me just to think of other things. So my gf and I would always be banging on her couch and there was a bookshelf. I would read the titles and im goin at it and it seemed to work sometimes.

Now with my current gf she brings in the vibrator and I get to watch and I get to damn excited and I literally go a minute...

I need a new game plan

I don't know if this thread will stay open long. :p
 

Jeff7181

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Aug 21, 2002
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Yeah... I made a thread like this years ago and not only did it get locked, it got deleted and I got a PM saying if I continue to post in it I'll be banned. But... how would I continue to post in it after they locked it? :confused:
 

myusername

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A guy comes up, looking pretty 8-ball
Snaggletooth smile, sits down at my table
Puts his arm around me, starts to share his information
He said, he said, he said
He said, he said, he said
He said, he said, he said
He said, he said, he said
this is what he said
"I have sex, I'm always thinking about the pavement
So I can avoid premature ejaculation"
I got up, remembering to thank him
Better things to do so I'll start drinking
 

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: b0mbrman
I last longer than this thread will ;)

[Edit] I'll see you in hell Sampson :|

What did we miss? :confused: