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Define Irony...

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Super56K

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Today my brother and I went in to Walmart to buy World of Warcraft and pricematch it. Much to our surprise we see that an old Amish woman is working the only register in the electronics department.


On the way out Chuck Norris front-flipped off the Walmart sign and proceeded to roundhouse kick us each in the face and stole our freshly bought game. Why? He's Chuck Norris, that's why.
 
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fvck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
 
Originally posted by: meltdown75
this Chuck Norris thing must be from another place on the internets.

or did this start with Conan?
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Quiet!!! Or Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you in the face.
 
Originally posted by: OdiN
Originally posted by: meltdown75
this Chuck Norris thing must be from another place on the internets.

or did this start with Conan?
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Quiet!!! Or Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you in the face.
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mkay. and lame-o was his name-o.
 
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