Deer rescues woman from attacker

[Analog]

While a man was attacking a woman – choking her with her purse straps and punching her in the forehead – a deer darted in the darkness, startling the attacker and scaring him away, police said Monday.“The deer jumped up and ran…and so did he,” said police spokesman Sgt. Jon Varley.
He can’t recall a similar incident during his 17-year police career.
Varley thinks the deer was asleep for the night when the woman was leaving a party early Sunday and the commotion of the attack stirred the animal awake.
The woman said the man approached her and “tried to choke her and drag her” in the 500 block of Poplar Street, and “told her to be quiet,” Varley said.
The assailant didn’t get away with any of her property.
The woman suffered red marks and bruises but didn’t require medical treatment, Varley said.
No description of the attacker – or the heroic deer – was available.

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[Crono]

Oh, deer 😱

 

[highland145]

Oh, deer 😱

Boooooo

Best of to her and Bambi, a boy in the cross hairs.

 

[keird]

Oh, deer 😱

No, no. No deer. Ass too high, run too fast.

 

[highland145]

No, no. No deer. Ass too high, run too fast.

Tail too white........:hmm:




That's gonna cost me.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

When deer are outlawed only outlaws will have deer.

 

[keird]

Tail too white........:hmm:




That's gonna cost me.

The proper response is: Oh! How hostile!

Where I would reply: Hostile, doggie style, no matter.

p.s.
oooh. Now I see it. The white font almost confuzeled me.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Boss deer

 

[Dr. Zaus]

I call shins. Every time I see a dear it is standing still, ready to be hit by my car.
Only animated deer move.

 

[Broheim]

I call shins. Every time I see a dear it is standing still, ready to be hit by my car.
Only animated deer move.

I call elbows, but only if they aren't pointy!

 

[pontifex]

so the attacker was scared by a deer that jumped out of the woods?

what a fucking pussy. if the deer was attacking him, then i might understand, but just because it was there? wtf?


edit: apparently the deer never even showed itself? just made noise in the woods?

 

[janas19]

so the attacker was scared by a deer that jumped out of the woods?

what a fucking pussy. if the deer was attacking him, then i might understand, but just because it was there? wtf?


edit: apparently the deer never even showed itself? just made noise in the woods?

Wow. A real internet bad ass.

 

[pontifex]

Wow. A real internet bad ass.

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