Deep Thought Thread

[shiner]

http://www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com

I've always liked this one:


One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

 

[Pardus]

Chinese girl who does not get A in math will make father very angry, be forced to eat turds from stinky toilet.

 

[kinev]

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."


"If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy."


"I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye."

 

[Maximilian]

Chinese girl who does not get A in math will make father very angry, be forced to eat turds from stinky toilet.

Lmfao, those kind of things always make me laugh.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Oh Deep thought thread.... Thought it said Deep throat

 

[Kadarin]

Deep Thought thread

42

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Imagine there's no heaven... it's easy if you try.

 

[JEDIYoda]

I thought the thread title was Deep Throat Thread...lol

 

[brainhulk]

if midichlorian = mitochondria,
and black people have high mitochondria count (jump high, run fast)

then black people = jedi

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

I thought the thread title was Deep Throat Thread...lol

I said the same thing lol

 

[her209]

If Peter Parker bit someone, do they get spiderman abilities?

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

If Peter Parker bit someone, do they get spiderman abilities?

Do Spider Woman kill and eat him after sex?

 

[polarmystery]

X = .9999999...
10*X = 9.9999999....

10*X - X = 9.99999.... - .999999...
9*X = 9
X= 1

therefore

X =1 and X = 0.999999...

so

0.99999999... = 1

X =40
10*X = 400

10*X-X = 400-40
360X = 360
X = 1

therefore X = 1 and X = 40

so

40 = 1

(You can see from this exaggeration why your previous answer is false)

 

[RavenSEAL]

My mind was in the gutter and mistakenly misread the title

Oh Deep thought thread.... Thought it said Deep throat

I thought the thread title was Deep Throat Thread...lol

Worked like a charm, lol.

 

[TuxDave]

X =40
10*X = 400

10*X-X = 400-40
360X = 360
X = 1

therefore X = 1 and X = 40

so

40 = 1

(You can see from this exaggeration why your previous answer is false)

No, I don't see why the previous answer is false from your exaggeration.

10X-X = 9X

 

[dave_the_nerd]

If racism is wrong, why is it so damned rewarding?

 

[BoomerD]

I want to kill myself.

Are you asking for encouragement?

 

[JulesMaximus]

If Peter Parker bit someone, do they get spiderman abilities?

No, they just become good at math.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Assuming you were able to construct a turntable large enough to hold a helicopter and fast enough to match the rotor speed, could you prevent the helicopter from taking off?

Of course; just shoot the pilot.

 

[LookBehindYou]

Fuck this. Deep Throat Thread not found.

 

[amdhunter]

0.99999999... = 1

I'm so sick of hearing this bullshit. It does NOT equal 1.

 

[shortylickens]

If racism is wrong, why is it so damned rewarding?

That which is wrong, also rewards.

For further study please see: Jenna Haze.

 

[RavenSEAL]

I'm so sick of hearing this bullshit. It does NOT equal 1.

+1

 

[IronWing]

Assuming you were able to construct a turntable large enough and that spun fast enough such that the linear velocity of the outer edge approached the speed of light, would the outside edge age more slowly than the center? Would you be able to move rapidly forward in time by walking toward the edge and back? How would a record played on such a turntable sound to a fixed observer hovering above the center?

 

[IronWing]

I'm so sick of hearing this bullshit. It does NOT equal 1.

All things are one.