Deeko's 2013 NFL Predictions!!

Deeko

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It’s that time of year again – time for NFL predictions! It’s been an interesting offseason, lots of changes, but will they change the standings? As usual, some disclaimers before we get started. I am not an expert nor do I bet on football. These picks are just for fun & tradition. I don’t do game by game preseason picks, so the exact win totals below might not be possible. Before you ask, yes, I am biased, and while I try to do these as objectively as possible, my personal bias will certainly have influence. If I didn’t pick your team to win the Superbowl, chances are, I don’t hate you, nor was it a personal insult.

NFC East

1. Dallas Cowboys (10-6) – Mainly for salary cap reasons, the Cowboys had a very un-Jerry-Jones like offseason, which could end up a good thing. The team will actually be able to grow within itself. Player personnel aside, coaching changes could have a big impact on Dallas. I have been critical of Garrett’s play calling for years, but I’m of the opinion that losing Rob Ryan will hurt the defense.
2. Washington Redskins (9-7) – The consensus pick for this division, but I’m not buying the health of Griffin’s knee. Sure, we saw it with Adrian Peterson last year, but that doesn’t mean it will happen with every player – and Griffin’s style of play doesn’t help. If he really is healthy, they’ll contend, but if he’s not, expect the offense to falter. A lot of Morris’ success was thanks to Griffin, and I can’t see their defense carrying them.
3. New York Giants (7-9) – I have a hard time believing the Giants improved this year. They lost some key players on the defensive line, and even though Bradshaw had trouble staying healthy, he was a big part of their offense. They’ll still be solid enough offensively, but I see the defense preventing them from being a contender.
4. Philadelphia Eagles (6-10) – The wildcard. After two years of the “dream team” failing to come together, the Andy Reid era comes to a close. I don’t think Vick is the long term solution for this team, but I agree with the decision to start him over Foles. It will be interesting to see if LeSean McCoy gets the ball more, now that the pass-happy Reid is gone, and the defense has been retooled too. I don’t see it happening this year, but the Eagles could be poised for a turn around.

NFC West

1. San Francisco 49ers (13-3) – I like the niners this year. They were already solid on both sides of the field, and they improved most places. The defense will be extremely good, even after losing Goldson, and it will be fun to watch Kaepernick. I’m not sure if he can do what he did last year, but as long as he’s still better than Alex Smith, this team should win the division and contend for the title.
2. Seattle Seahawks (11-5) – My old stomping grounds are poised for a solid season in the soggy Pacific Northwest. Russell Wilson did better than anyone not named Bill Simmons expected, and the defense was elite. They might falter a bit now that half the team isn’t doing PEDs this season, but if Wilson improves on his stellar rookie year, that should help offset it. Marshawn Lynch has to slow down sometime, though, and they probably won’t get as much help from the refs this season. The injury-prone Harvin already being out doesn’t help, either.
3. St Louis Rams (7-9) - The end of an era, if you can call it that. Steven Jackson was one of the top offensive threats of his time, which largely went to waste on a stagnant St Louis team. Perhaps now they’ll get to build around Bradford and move in a new direction – having Long to protect him will help, but the defense is going to let this team down. The NFC West isn’t the sewer it once was, so mediocre and one sided isn’t enough anymore.
4. Arizona Cardinals (4-12) – Carson Palmer to Larry Fitzgerald? At some point last decade, that would have been up there with Brady to Moss or Manning to Harrison. Not so much anymore, but it’s still an improvement on the abysmal situation the Cardinals found themselves in last season. That said, neither side of the offense is going to be very good, again. They made a lot of moves that might pay off in the long run, but unfortunately, they are likely to waste Fitz’ final productive seasons.

NFC North

1. Green Bay Packers (11-5) – We’ll see how good Aaron Rodgers really is this year. The Packers lost Jennings, Driver, and Jeff Saturday this year, so more and more of the onus is on Rodgers to deliver. Personally, I think he’ll handle it without breaking stride. The defense needs to improve for this team to get back to the big game.
2. Chicago Bears (8-8) – Even though Urlacher’s skills were declining, his leadership and locker room presence will be hugely missed in Chicago. There’s still some talent on the defensive side of the ball, but they’ll lose a step without him. Cutler got hit way too often, and they took some steps to address that, but it probably won’t be enough.
3. Minnesota Vikings (8-8) – Adrian Peterson was frighteningly good last year, particularly coming off the surgery he had. Despite the fact that he’s already circling 2017 to break Emmitt’s record, I don’t see a 2,000 yard repeat, even if he’ll still be solid. Jenning is a positive addition to the offense that offset’s Harvin leaving, but we’ll see how much of his production was due to Rodgers. The Vikings will be decent, but I don’t see another playoff season.
4. Detroit Lions (4-12) – No one out there thinks signing Reggie Bush and a long washed up kicker is enough to turn around a team, do they? Bush will certainly help, his threat as a screen receiver will keep defenses a bit more honest, but their offensive line already had issues, so they’d better hope its young players can get it together. The Lions will repeat as the most exciting team to not do anything significant.

NFC South

1. New Orleans Saints (12-4) - Did anybody notice that Brees had 5,000 yards and 43 TDs last year? That was one of the quietest incredible seasons a QB has ever had. The return of Sean Payton and the hiring of Rob Ryan will improve this team’s coaching on both sides of the ball. Even with Ryan’s help, I’m not sure if the defense will be enough to take them all the way, but the Saints should look a lot more like their former selves this year.
2. Atlanta Falcons (11-5) – Matt Ryan continues to look like an elite QB, most of the time, but they haven’t been able to put it all together at the right time. In a couple of places, they swapped an aging star with a slightly-less-aged equivalent, which will help keep them from regressing, but they need to hope Ryan is ready to turn the corner if they want to play in the big game.
3. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (8-8) – I never understood what people saw in Josh Freeman, and I don’t think he’ll get any better. The offense will struggle in Tampa Bay, but they made some interesting moves on defense to help strengthen a weak defense. Revis and Goldson are huge upgrades to their secondary, but I wouldn’t expect their fortunes to change too much.
4. Carolina Panthers (6-10) - Ted Ginn, Jr, savior of the Panthers! Probably not. The real question here is Cam Newton – who shoes up? Can he actually be the leader this team needs? He has the skills, but he needs to get his act together. The defense won’t give him much help, either.

AFC East

1. New England Patriots (12-4) – The Patriots offense will be very interesting to watch. On the surface, they lost talent across the board. Welker has been consistent for Brady, Hernandez is gone, and Gronk’s health is still a question. Personally, I don’t buy Amendola filling in for Welker with no drop off in talent. Brady is still good enough to will this team to victories, and the division is so bad that they’ll run away with it, but I don’t see much more than that.
2. Miami Dolphins (8-8) – The Dolphins are really trying here. They made some big name signings that certainly look good on paper, but is Ryan Tannehill-led squad going to compete for a division crown? Probably not, unless that revamped offensive line really pulls it together.
3. New York Jets (5-11) – The door is officially slammed shut on the Mark Sanchez era, and the Jets know it. They traded away a lot of the players that made their defensive powerhouse over the past few seasons, and they brought in Geno Smith. Sanchez might still be the starter, but we’ll see how long that lasts. At least the Tim Tebow media circus is gone and they can concentrate on football.
4. Buffalo Bills (5-11) – So the Bills lost their underwhelming quarterback, and signed an even more underwhelming quarterback, who promptly got injured. Lost in their general terribleness was a solid break out year by CJ Spiller, but the utter lack of a passing game will have him seeing a lot of eight man fronts. The AFC East is bad enough for them to string together some wins, but they won’t compete outside the new sewer.

AFC West

1. Denver Broncos (11-5) – The Broncos were very close last year. Peyton came back from his neck injury better than anyone thought he would, and had an MVP-caliber season with his new team. He’ll get help from Welker on the offensive side of the ball, who should give him the most reliable target across the middle that he’s had in a long time. The defense lost a lot of its edge in the pass rush, and they need Miller back sooner than later.
2. Kansas City Chiefs (9-7) – Two players are going to see their fortunes drastically impacted by Andy Reid coming to Kansas City…Bowe and Charles. Anyone who watched the Eagles the past decade knows that Reid is allergic to the run game, so Charles won’t see a lot of carries – but Bowe will see a lot of throws. Along with a number of other good moves, signing Alex Smith and some pieces on defense, the Chiefs should be considerably better this year – possible worst to first potential if the Broncos falter.
3. San Diego Chargers (8-8) – Another team going through a big transition, with a new coach overhauling the personnel in his image. Phillip Rivers is still leading the offense, for better or worse. If the offensive line can protect him, he can still throw the ball…but to whom? The Chargers are lacking in weapons, and the defense looks to have lost some talent in the offseason. They might be headed in the right direction, but expect more mediocrity this year.
4. Oakland Raiders (4-12) – It’s hard to feel bad for Matt Flynn. Sure, he had his starting job yanked away last year, but he’s still riding high off that one big game he played for Rodgers. He’ll finally get his chance in Oakland, along with a completely rebuilt defense. Not sure who Flynn is throwing to, though. Hard to see the Raiders escaping irrelevancy.

AFC North

1. Cincinnati Bengals (10-6) – The Bengals didn’t make a lot of moves in the offseason, but they should get a lot of help by virtue of the Steelers and Ravens losing a step. Dalton may not be elite, but he’s surrounded by some elite talent. AJ Green has been unstoppable, and the defense is solid.
2. Baltimore Ravens (9-7) – The Superbowl Champs are paying Joe Flacco like they think he can carry a team, and their other roster moves show that they believe it. Not resigning Boldin might come back to bite them on offense, and Ray Rice has a lot of carries under his belt. The defense will be interesting to watch. It’s undeniable that Ray Lewis and Ed Reed were the heart and soul of this team, even if they’re getting old. However, they added talent up front, headlined by Dumervil. They should be able to get to the quarterback, but if they don’t, is there anyone that matters in the secondary?
3. Pittsburgh Steelers (6-10) – A fall from grace for this dynasty. Polamalu is a shell of his former self, Mike Wallace is gone, and the offensive line was never any good and didn’t get any better. It’s going to be a frustrating season for Roethlisberger.
4. Cleveland Browns (5-11) – Norv Turner has always been better as a coordinator than head coach, and should improve the Brown’s offense…not that that’s saying very much. The Browns should get better, but they still won’t be very good.

AFC South

1. Houston Texans (11-5) – The Texans were very good on both sides of the ball last year, and signing Reed should help, if he can get healthy. That said, I still just don’t consider Schaub to be a championship quarterback. A lot of people disagree with me there, but I’ll believe it when I see it. Foster is still good, but he’s had a lot of carries in the last few years, which wears on you. They should repeat as division champions for a third straight year, but Indy is knocking on the door.
2. Indianapolis Colts (9-7) – Andrew Luck proved worthy of the hype last year, and should only get better in year two. He’ll get some help with an improved offensive line and Ahmad Bradshaw, but the defense wasn’t very good, and losing Freeney can’t really help. The Colts will challenge the Texans, at least.
3. Tennessee Titans (5-11) – So….is Chris Johnson still any good? The Titans made some moves to improve the line, which will help out both Johnson and Locker, but there isn’t much else to be excited about in Tennessee.
4. Jacksonville Jaguars (4-12) - The Jags are rebuilding with a new coach and a ton of new players, but their QB is still Blaine Gabbert, and for some strange reason the owner really wants to play games in London. I can’t see the Jags making very much noise any time soon.

Playoffs

Wildcard Round
Atlanta (5) vs Green Bay (3)
Seattle (6) vs Dallas (4)
Kansas City (5) vs Cincinnati (3)
Indianapolis (6) vs Houston (4)

Divisional Round
Dallas (4) vs San Francisco (1)
Green Bay (3) vs New Orleans (2)
Kansas City (5) vs New England (1)
Houston (4) vs Denver (2)

Championship Round
New Orleans (2) vs San Francisco (1)
Kansas City (5) vs Denver (2)

Superbowl
San Francisco over Denver

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL???

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Anubis

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yes im ready for football. the EPL started last week

also im ready to observe the bitching about your pics, which is always very comical
 

rudeguy

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Thanks for doing this. Your prediction thread is one of the highlights of the football season to me.

Although I do disagree with your Lions prediction. Bush takes care of their long running RB problem and they have a SOLID backup corps. They had to replace Hanson with someone and Akers is good, so why not? I don't think anyone is hinging their success this year on Akers.

If you combine Bush's running threat and his ability to catch out of the backfield, it takes a ton of pressure off Megatron. No more triple teaming him, so he will get more opportunities. Pedigrew will have the chance to have an All Star year if he can catch the damn ball finally.

Their defense is hungry. Suh is finally growing up and stepping up. Their whole problem the past 2 years has been letting opponents score like crazy and then catching up at the end of the 4th quarter. If their defense can keep that from happening, maybe actually lead into a few 4th quarters, dangerous things could happen.

And don't forget Stafford. He's a HOF caliber QB who is maturing more every year. If him, Bush and Johnson start to click on the field, they will be unstoppable.

Schwartz is maturing as well. Hopefully he's done with chasing other coaches down because of a handshake and ready to focus. I think Suh and Stafford's maturity will help with this and let him shine as a coach.


That being said, they are the Lions. They have problems staying healthy at key spots and are known for finding a way to lose. If I had to pick a number, I'd say 9-7. If things click like they are lined up to, 12-4.
 

Krazy4Real

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Thanks for doing this. Your prediction thread is one of the highlights of the football season to me.

Although I do disagree with your Lions prediction. Bush takes care of their long running RB problem and they have a SOLID backup corps. They had to replace Hanson with someone and Akers is good, so why not? I don't think anyone is hinging their success this year on Akers.

If you combine Bush's running threat and his ability to catch out of the backfield, it takes a ton of pressure off Megatron. No more triple teaming him, so he will get more opportunities. Pedigrew will have the chance to have an All Star year if he can catch the damn ball finally.

Their defense is hungry. Suh is finally growing up and stepping up. Their whole problem the past 2 years has been letting opponents score like crazy and then catching up at the end of the 4th quarter. If their defense can keep that from happening, maybe actually lead into a few 4th quarters, dangerous things could happen.

And don't forget Stafford. He's a HOF caliber QB who is maturing more every year. If him, Bush and Johnson start to click on the field, they will be unstoppable.

Schwartz is maturing as well. Hopefully he's done with chasing other coaches down because of a handshake and ready to focus. I think Suh and Stafford's maturity will help with this and let him shine as a coach.


That being said, they are the Lions. They have problems staying healthy at key spots and are known for finding a way to lose. If I had to pick a number, I'd say 9-7. If things click like they are lined up to, 12-4.
The lions will be 8-8 tops.
 

benzylic

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Kansas City to the AFC championship game? Even as a chiefs fan I don't see that happening. I'ld be ecstatic if they just won a playoff game for the first time in 20 years
 

Jimzz

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Your list is already old, Matt Flynn is not the starter for the raiders. So you may need to lower their W-L total. ;)
 

Scarpozzi

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The Titans have more to be happy with than just the O-Line changes this year. They lost Jared Cook, but picked up Delanie Walker who is a better blocking TE than Cook. They picked up Shonn Greene who wants to be the number 1 running back somewhere...with him on the team, he's going to make CJ work harder to get carries. They have a healthier Kenny Britt, Kendall Wright should be ready for Pittsburgh Sunday, Nate Washington was pretty solid in preseason, Fitzpatrick nailed Damian Williams, and Justin Hunter both in preseason. They have some moderate threats in the WR position...with more depth than they've had in 3+ seasons....

Locker isn't what you call a Superbowl QB yet, but he's matured quite a bit in the past season. I would definitely say he has potential if he can learn to throw the ball over the middle without having every 3rd pass batted down. (where many of his incompletions came from last year) With health WRs and a new offensive coordinator, he may have some new tricks in the playbook and develop a more consistent passing game to help shift to a balanced offense.

Finally, the O-Line is actually healthy this year. Last year, they were plagued with a lot of injuries and lost Amano's replacement at Center. They have a few new guys that can play that position and it was never a position that a guard should be moved over to....I'm glad they're finally rebuilding the line.
 
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zinfamous

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Booo Your picks SUCK!!!!!!


ah, just kidding. Glad it's back--always the most entertaining fooseball thread of the year!
 
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And don't forget Stafford. He's a HOF caliber QB who is maturing more every year.

I think you're jumping the gun a bit with that one. Stafford has had one absolutely brilliant season (2011), one mediocre season (2012), one bad season (2009) and one missed season (2010). That's a really small sample size to claim "HOF caliber QB" from. He's not bad, but all signs point to that 2011 season being a statistical outlier; he's not going to post another season with 41 TDs, 16 INTs and a 97 passer rating ever again, which means his HOF candidacy is going to be decided by wins and playoff success, two areas where his resume is unquestionably awful. So acting like he's a shoe-in for the Hall of Fame? That's a bit premature, no?

And, honestly, after the regression the Lions had last year, I'm really skeptical about their ability to play mature football. I enjoyed the Lions in 2011 and was hopeful for 2012 and they played like absolute shit. Granted, some of their losses were really close, but they couldn't close the deal for large sections of the season. I don't have much faith in their ability to turn that around.
 

diesbudt

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I think you're jumping the gun a bit with that one. Stafford has had one absolutely brilliant season (2011), one mediocre season (2012), one bad season (2009) and one missed season (2010). That's a really small sample size to claim "HOF caliber QB" from. He's not bad, but all signs point to that 2011 season being a statistical outlier; he's not going to post another season with 41 TDs, 16 INTs and a 97 passer rating ever again, which means his HOF candidacy is going to be decided by wins and playoff success, two areas where his resume is unquestionably awful. So acting like he's a shoe-in for the Hall of Fame? That's a bit premature, no?

And, honestly, after the regression the Lions had last year, I'm really skeptical about their ability to play mature football. I enjoyed the Lions in 2011 and was hopeful for 2012 and they played like absolute shit. Granted, some of their losses were really close, but they couldn't close the deal for large sections of the season. I don't have much faith in their ability to turn that around.

Add in the fact he throws over 50 passes a game, completes like 33 (20 of them to Megatron) and gets 1-2 INT a game...
 

Deeko

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Kansas City to the AFC championship game? Even as a chiefs fan I don't see that happening. I'ld be ecstatic if they just won a playoff game for the first time in 20 years

We'll see. Regardless of exactly how far they get, I do see them as being the team with the big turnaround this year.

Your list is already old, Matt Flynn is not the starter for the raiders. So you may need to lower their W-L total. ;)

Haha, ugh....but I mean, I already have them at 4-12. How much lower can they get??

The Titans have more to be happy with than just the O-Line changes this year. They lost Jared Cook, but picked up Delanie Walker who is a better blocking TE than Cook. They picked up Shonn Greene who wants to be the number 1 running back somewhere...with him on the team, he's going to make CJ work harder to get carries. They have a healthier Kenny Britt, Kendall Wright should be ready for Pittsburgh Sunday, Nate Washington was pretty solid in preseason, Fitzpatrick nailed Damian Williams, and Justin Hunter both in preseason. They have some moderate threats in the WR position...with more depth than they've had in 3+ seasons....

Locker isn't what you call a Superbowl QB yet, but he's matured quite a bit in the past season. I would definitely say he has potential if he can learn to throw the ball over the middle without having every 3rd pass batted down. (where many of his incompletions came from last year) With health WRs and a new offensive coordinator, he may have some new tricks in the playbook and develop a more consistent passing game to help shift to a balanced offense.

Finally, the O-Line is actually healthy this year. Last year, they were plagued with a lot of injuries and lost Amano's replacement at Center. They have a few new guys that can play that position and it was never a position that a guard should be moved over to....I'm glad they're finally rebuilding the line.

Shonne Green didn't impress me earlier in his career, I don't expect him to now, either. The other new players are improvements, sure, but they really need that improved o-line to pull its weight if they want that to matter.
 

Deeko

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Although I do disagree with your Lions prediction. Bush takes care of their long running RB problem and they have a SOLID backup corps. They had to replace Hanson with someone and Akers is good, so why not? I don't think anyone is hinging their success this year on Akers.

If you combine Bush's running threat and his ability to catch out of the backfield, it takes a ton of pressure off Megatron. No more triple teaming him, so he will get more opportunities. Pedigrew will have the chance to have an All Star year if he can catch the damn ball finally.

They can add all the skill players they want, it won't matter without an offensive line. Remember back when they had a 1st round QB, 1st round HB, and 3 1st round WRs, but still couldn't win? It's not quite as dire now, but if they can't block for Stafford, all that skill goes for naught.

Their defense is hungry. Suh is finally growing up and stepping up. Their whole problem the past 2 years has been letting opponents score like crazy and then catching up at the end of the 4th quarter. If their defense can keep that from happening, maybe actually lead into a few 4th quarters, dangerous things could happen.

We'll see if Suh has actually grown up or not. He's certainly talented, I'll give you that, but maturity and self control were never his strong point.
 

rudeguy

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Not his strong point? He kicked a guy in the neck on a Thanksgiving Day game. I was at the front of the line calling for him to get fired.

The maturity level is there. I'm very curious to see if it stays that way.

I've been a Lions fan all my life. They certainly had some rough years but this is a very different club now. I really think having mature leaders on the field is going to be the key.

But they are the Lions. Bastards could screw it up and go 1 & 15 (just to keep from getting the #1 pick)
 

benzylic

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We'll see. Regardless of exactly how far they get, I do see them as being the team with the big turnaround this year.

I hope they have a big turn around. I'm more excited for the Chiefs this season that I have been in a long time, all the way back to the Dick Vermeil era probably. If you're ever bored go look up the list of Chiefs quarterbacks since Trent Green, its a long and undistinguished list.
 

Gunslinger08

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I'm excited for the season. I know the Eagles aren't going to be contenders, but I think they will do better than a lot of people expect. 6-8 wins wouldn't surprise me. I've only been interested in football since 2003, so this is the first time I've seen them with a coach other than Reid. Chip may end up being a disaster, but it should at least be interesting to see something different.
 

VulgarDisplay

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I disagree on the Urlacher comments. Good riddance to him. He hasn't played in the last 3 years. John Bostic is going to be a stud for the bears in the middle of the field. They don't even need DJ Williams. I also really don't think a locker room that has names like Peppers, Briggs, and Tillman will be lacking in leadership.

I do agree about Cutler's sacks. They did more than take a few steps to fix address the O-line. They only have one returning member on the O-Line. That seems like a pretty major step. I guess we'll know if it was in the right direction in week one.
 

Squisher

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Detroit offensively is a big question mark. Yeah, they have Reggie Bush now, but they're a passing team with a big fall off after CJ. Their #2 and #3 receivers are both coming off season ending injuries. I expect their #2 receiver to actually be Bush coming out of the back field. Maybe the young O-line can run block better, but they'll be hard pressed to repeat the pass blocking they've had.

But, the biggest positive change will be on defense. Hopefully Delmas can stay on the field. The addition of Glover Quin will make them a lot better. All the kids they drafted at corner are finally healthy and this years 2nd round draft choice Darius Slay will make them a lot better too. It also seems that Suh and Fairley are playing a lot better together. If Ezekiel Ansah can stop the ringing in his ears (concussion) he will be a big upgrade over the over-the-hill Kyle Vanden Bosch.