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[Brutuskend]

Q. How many women with PMS does it take to change a
light bulb?

A. One! And do you know WHY it only takes one?

Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a
light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is burned out.
They would sit in this house in the dark for three days
before they figured it out. And once they figured it out
they wouldn't be able to find the lightbulbs despite the
fact that they've been in the same cupboard for the past
seventeen years. But if they did, by some miracle, find
the lightbulbs, two days later, the chair that they
dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the
stupid lightbulb would still be in the same spot! And,
underneath it would be the crumpled wrapper the stupid
light bulbs came in. Why? Because no one in this house
ever carries out the garbage! It's a wonder we haven't
all suffocated from the piles of garbage that are 12
feet deep throughout the entire house. The house! The
House! It would take and army to clean this...
That's how many.

 

[Yeeny]

Oh that was so me this week.

Except it wasn't PMS, it was my house was trashed, and it upset me.

 

[Geekbabe]

lol, wise guy !

 

[Brutuskend]

Up for those that missed it..

 

[AreaCode707]

Cute, reeeeeaaaaal cute.

 

[aphex]

bwahahahaha

 

[Azraele]

Lol!

 

[PsychoAndy]

lol

 

[b0mbrman]

Heh heh...it's so funny cuz it's *so* true...

<==-- likes females a lot

 

[spanky]

Q: how many men does it take to bake a cake?

A: none, becuz it's a woman's job. :Q

 

[aphex]

<< Q: how many men does it take to bake a cake?

A: none, becuz it's a woman's job. :Q >>




hahahahaha

 

[Yeeny]

<< Q: how many men does it take to bake a cake?

A: none, becuz it's a woman's job. :Q >>



OK spanky, you have just been added to the hit list us women keep. You didn't know we had one of those, did you. It's on a national level, and you've done it now mister!

 

[amdskip]

haha....good one

 

[spanky]

GirlFriday: ehh.... just.... kid...ing?

 

[NogginBoink]

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Just one.

Q: Why?

A: JUST BECAUSE, DAMMIT!

 

[melly]

<< Q. How many women with PMS does it take to change a
light bulb?

A. One! And do you know WHY it only takes one?

Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a
light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is burned out.
They would sit in this house in the dark for three days
before they figured it out. And once they figured it out
they wouldn't be able to find the lightbulbs despite the
fact that they've been in the same cupboard for the past
seventeen years. But if they did, by some miracle, find
the lightbulbs, two days later, the chair that they
dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the
stupid lightbulb would still be in the same spot! And,
underneath it would be the crumpled wrapper the stupid
light bulbs came in. Why? Because no one in this house
ever carries out the garbage! It's a wonder we haven't
all suffocated from the piles of garbage that are 12
feet deep throughout the entire house. The house! The
House! It would take and army to clean this...
That's how many. >>



jolly right-o!

 

[Spike]

LOL!!! That is very true