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[Queasy]

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FOREMAN, Ark. - A leap of faith proved hazardous for a smoker in need of a cigarette fix after a night on the town.

Jeff Foran suffered trauma to his nose, eyes and chin after jumping from a car traveling 55-60 mph. Authorities said he was trying to retrieve a cigarette blown out of the passenger-side window.

Foran, 38, took the leap Saturday night, state police Trooper Jamie Gravier said.

The driver of the car, Jerry Glenn Nelson, said Foran had asked him earlier in the evening to be a designated driver after a night of drinking.

"Foran did the right thing and asked his buddy to drive him home," Gravier said. "It was obvious he was extremely intoxicated."

Gravier added: "If anything could make him stop smoking, this should be it. The man is lucky to be alive."

 

[Amused]

lol

 

[skace]

I was always curious if you'd survive leaping out of a car like that. Well, I guess I don't need to put much thought into that anymore.

 

[Rudee]

What a putz.

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: skace
I was always curious if you'd survive leaping out of a car like that. Well, I guess I don't need to put much thought into that anymore.

you could start adding interesting variables like "what if there was a hoop of fire" or "what if it's over a lake of electric sharks". That sould consume your thoughts up just fine 😉

 

[Ausm]

Sounds like something my Oldman would do 😉

Ausm

 

[Zim Hosein]

Gravier added: "If anything could make him stop smoking, this should be it. The man is lucky to be alive."

:laugh:

Cheers Queasy :beer:

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Gravier added: "If anything could make him stop smoking, this should be it. The man is lucky to be alive."

:laugh:

Cheers Queasy :beer:

you post that a lot except the names are changed.
i wonder how many of your posts are "Cheers" posts.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Gravier added: "If anything could make him stop smoking, this should be it. The man is lucky to be alive."

:laugh:

Cheers Queasy :beer:

you post that a lot except the names are changed.
i wonder how many of your posts are "Cheers" posts.

Too many.

 

[cavemanmoron]

Have another cigarette.🙁